midget

a short person, under 4 foot 10 inches, prefer being called a dwarf,(not that we care), like to kick butts,very annoying

all the little midgets around the world are gathering to figure out how to kick butts the easiest- watch out world- here come the midgets!!!!!!!!

by lalalala May 07, 2005

Midget

The most evil little bastards on planet earth. They stand at 4"10- 5"3 and spend their days hunting tall people and eating their souls. They love to hide in vending machines, around dark corners, under bridges,in your bathroom while you shower and sniff you while you're sleeping.. The natural born enemy of the pint sized bitch is the Gizz, becasuse they have to many souls to eat at once

Me & a midget got into an argument at Wal-Mart, he said he would see me in court so I told him to grow up

by Nickvinewood April 11, 2018

midget

A very small guy/gal normally very cocky, loud and hyper alot of the time very attractive to the opposite sex

ME filling up space

by Lil Tim March 29, 2004

Midget

A nickname for a little person.Like me!!!!little blonde girl who lives in Baxter Tennessee.

Candace April Sloan,also known as Midgeetamo.

by Tia & Bobbie December 11, 2004

midget

1) An erect penis or dick that is small in size
2) A penis that is short with very little girth
3) A waste of time for a sexual experience
4) A penis that is shorter than the balls
5) Something that can give you nightmares

"Girl don't mess with him, he's working with a midget!"
"Look at the midget, he's just a little baby!"

by Blkfroggy June 28, 2006

midget

One who is less than 5 feet, 7 inches tall.

I am 5'6 7/8". I think I'm going to go kill myself

by I hate college November 04, 2004

midget

The term used for shorter people without actually being a medical position. There is also freak midgets which are not tall enough to be average and not short enough to be midget.

162cm and below - Midget
163cm - 169cm - Freak Midget
170cm + Average etc.

H: Ha Ha Donald is a midget!
D: Ha Ha Ha Harold is a freak midget!
H: Touche.

by (pro'n Cass-I) August 10, 2007