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Microsoft Network

MSN stands for Microsoft Network. This was a network that branched out into many different online apllications such as chatrooms, messenging services, ISP, and email (hotmail).

MSN was also an easy network to destroy with malicious hacking attacks because of the vunerabilities within the chatrooms, messenging service, ISP, and email.
Simply put, back in teh dae i used wkps.exe "microsoft word processor (windows me)" and changed the font to symbol, thus then typing up curse words or screennames other people had or i wanted, and then copied and pasted to the website/chatroom to register a nick or bypass the chatroom bots by then displaying a curseword upon the chatscreen making everyone think i'm leet.
by Kamisama May 1, 2005
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Microshaft

The product brand Bill Gates created not only to sell products, but to describe the size of his penis.
Duuuude, Bill Gates has a Microshaft in his pants!
by ASN(ail) July 6, 2009
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microsoft sam

The sweet ass dude that you can tell to say funny ass words and he says them in a really funny voice. You really need to try this. Its some funny shit.
-How To Get Microsoft Sam-
1.Click on Start
2.Click on Control Panel
3.Click on Speech
4.Type some funny shit and let him say it.
*/-THINGS FOR MICROSOFT SAM TO SAY THAT ARE FUNNY AS SHIT-/*
just copy and paste

1. I am Sam, Hear Me Roar, Bitch!
2. gdfgdhgidfghdfgiudfndfgopdfgdfnguidfuigigudfuigndfugnsdfgnpdggnuidfgdfngudfpggnuigpgnuidngdfnguidfnguidfgndgndfuigngh
3. Nigger
by Mic August 5, 2004
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microshaft

microsoft is also the evil empire micro$oft and microsloth
I am proud of microshaft they shaft there customers a little more each day and they are still in bussiness
by tom December 18, 2003
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Microsoft second

Usually equal to 3-4 seconds when the computer is new.. After one month of use though, this turns into 10-15... and After a year you might as well go to bed if it tells you it has one second left.
"One second left on download" ..... 20 minutes later......
"One second left on download" ..... 1 microsoft second later.... you wake up from your 3 hour nap
by Apple FTW April 27, 2012
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Microsoft Minute

A seemingly random period of time required for a (Microsoft) computer system to recognize changes made and begin working properly. This phrase is most commonly associated with Active Directory (Windows Server) applications.
"I just changed your password on the server, so in 15 Microsoft minutes you should be able to log on. If it still doesn't work after 15 minutes wait another hour and it should work then."
by Carl Boyd October 8, 2004
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Microsoft CD

A CD that has been spawned at MicroSoft.
An Apple engineer once said "They say, if you play a MicroSoft CD backwards, you can hear satan. But that's nothing. Play it forward and it installs Windows! :O"
by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel May 31, 2005
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