A low-quality microphone, usually attached to headsets, that is loud and makes the speaker inaudible, similar to the microphones used by squeakers on Xbox Live. The effect can be mimicked by simply putting your microphone right up to your mouth.
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A popular card games based on the carnivorous bullets of the same name. In keeping with the micro nature of micropups, the micropups card game is a "micro" card game.
Introducing the Game.
Before the game is dealt the dealer must first announce game by simultaneously shrugging their shoulders (ever so slightly) and announcing "micropups." For more advanced players, a silent shrug often suffices.
Play
After all antes or blinds are on the table, the dealer begins play by dealing one card face down to each player. Each player then looks at his or her cards and a standard round of betting occurs. A second face down card is dealt to each player still in the game. Another round of betting. Then comes the one community card which is dealt face up and is used in each player's hand. Another round of betting. After all the betting is done, each player still in the game will reveal their hands and determine the winner.
Hand Rank
There are no microstraights or microflushes in micropups. The highest hand is aces, followed by three kings, etc.. then two aces, two kings, etc.. and finally high card. In the case of a tie (high community card or pair) the highest kicker (the next highest card in each of the "tied" hands) takes the pot.
Introducing the Game.
Before the game is dealt the dealer must first announce game by simultaneously shrugging their shoulders (ever so slightly) and announcing "micropups." For more advanced players, a silent shrug often suffices.
Play
After all antes or blinds are on the table, the dealer begins play by dealing one card face down to each player. Each player then looks at his or her cards and a standard round of betting occurs. A second face down card is dealt to each player still in the game. Another round of betting. Then comes the one community card which is dealt face up and is used in each player's hand. Another round of betting. After all the betting is done, each player still in the game will reveal their hands and determine the winner.
Hand Rank
There are no microstraights or microflushes in micropups. The highest hand is aces, followed by three kings, etc.. then two aces, two kings, etc.. and finally high card. In the case of a tie (high community card or pair) the highest kicker (the next highest card in each of the "tied" hands) takes the pot.
In micropups, the aces (often referred to in regular poker as "bullets") are called micropups because not only are they the highest card – they are cute and they will kill you.
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Get the microphone head mug.An aging never was who believes that women in chatrooms find him "sexy",
he exists on playing eat the mud pie and mayonnaise sandwich with his neighbors 12 year old son. It has also been said that he funds his lifestyle by selling used cars and playing glory hole with his mother for 5 dollars a shot. His hobbies include slamming his ''big ITALIAN meat'' in a desk drawer to prove that tough guys don't cry and he ain't no pussy fag, and singing Barry Manilow karaoke while wearing a t shirt that reads " Beat me up I'm WICKED GAY!''
he exists on playing eat the mud pie and mayonnaise sandwich with his neighbors 12 year old son. It has also been said that he funds his lifestyle by selling used cars and playing glory hole with his mother for 5 dollars a shot. His hobbies include slamming his ''big ITALIAN meat'' in a desk drawer to prove that tough guys don't cry and he ain't no pussy fag, and singing Barry Manilow karaoke while wearing a t shirt that reads " Beat me up I'm WICKED GAY!''
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Get the Micropenology mug.AKA as an "MP." Someone who thinks he/she's an MC and that he/she can flow on the mic, but they are wack and in reality they are polluting the microphone with their wannabe rhymes.
Jackie: Yo, what was up with that guy who grabbed the microphone away from Rakim and he tried to improvise a rap onstage?
Larry: That guy is definitely not an MC, he's a Microphone Polluter with his wack-ass raps about the suburbs.
Larry: That guy is definitely not an MC, he's a Microphone Polluter with his wack-ass raps about the suburbs.
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