jukt micronics

The non-existant internet software firm featured in the New Republic's May 18, 1998 issue. Was the main focus of an article written by Stephen Glass. Glass was fired after Adam L. Penenberg of Forbes magazine proved his article to be a hoax, along with 27 other articles written by Glass in past issues.

I wonder why I can't find Jukt Micronics listed in anywhere on the web?

by Bluespark August 2, 2007

Micro Derm Abrasion

Micro Derm Abrasion is what happens when you use cheap toilet paper - it makes your butt raw after repeated wiping much like sand paper would do.
Micro Derm Abrasions are common in office buildings, gas stations, Grandma's house, etc. In extreme cases there are chunks of wood embedded in the tissue.

Using the toilet paper in our office building is like getting a Micro Derm Abrasion on your butt.

by 9key April 24, 2006

micro trim

The act of getting a haircut, where one only trims a microscopic amount. To be considered a micro trim, one must not have to sweep the floor when the haircut is finished. Usually used when growing one's hair out.

Lindsey: Yes, I'd like a haircut please!
Jaime: Alright, mam, how would you like your hair cut?
Lindsey: I'd like a micro trim!
Jaime: What the hell is a micro trim?
Lindsey: I want you to trim a microscopic amount from my hair. There should only be dust on the floor. Kay? Thanks!

by themasterstylist August 25, 2009

micro-window

To minimize your computer browser window in order to avoid unwanted attention from your bosses.

Mikes you better not be micro-windowing!

by Whitey4656 November 28, 2009

micro-window

The act of resizing e-mail and chat windows to the smallest size readable, limiting visibility to bosses and co-workers, in an attempt to conceal being lazy, slack, or unproductive.

Mike was caught reading his personal emails, so now resorts to micro-windowing.

by Brentobox88 November 30, 2009

micreonna

Micreonna is a ugly person who eats booty and eats cockroaches she dwells at schools to be an idiot than she will eat the school plus she is stupid and his ugly

OMG ITS MICREONNA GUYS RUNNN

by MrCakey March 10, 2017

Micro butt

An extremely tiny, but nice looking, female rear end

That girls anorexic looking but has a nice micro butt

by Sully2 May 3, 2017