Micropenisia

A strange discease caused when you haven't hit puberty for a while. Usually means you have a small penis and not one person wants it. Also means that your friends aren't really your friends and are always talking s##t behind your tiny chode...
Example: You have Micropenisia!

"You have Micropenisia you reject! "
"No I don't it's a condition ok!"

by Manhunt2Magoo YT May 24, 2018

Micropenis

When you’ve played fantasy football for 16 years but you have the same record as they guy who joined just to make jokes and drink beer.

Haha, that micropenis talks a lot of shit for a guy who’s 1 and 7.

by Jarvis Javar javarius Jamar October 28, 2018

Micropenis

When you go onto a discored chat and two guys are sending song lyrics.

will: *sends song lyric*

eliza: will, you have such a micropenis

by ehlizea February 12, 2019

Micropenis

The sad but self caused condition of Fortnite players, Mobile Gamers, Ford owners and People who still post the Thanos Car meme. From lack of pussy, their already average dick becomes thumbsized in either length, gurth or both. :(

Poor T-Series, his schmeat is so tiny because of micropenis syndrome. It's sad that we can't all have big, mega schlong like pewdiepie

by madness.kys March 17, 2019

Micronin

An unaffiliated singer or vocalist who doesn't audition for projects or join existing music groups. A lone wolf type with all the skills to front a band, just not the desire to belong to any organization. Someone who records their vocals over music , but won't upload anything anywhere.

We wanted Jim to be our lead singer , but he is a Micronin and hates playing for drunks in bars.

by MCFoldz June 4, 2019

micropenis

A cock lacking a good amout of girth and length. Usually around .25-1-5 inches

Hey guys look, Casey has a micropenis. Does it even count?!?!

by BarneyTheDinosaur69420 July 3, 2019

micropenis

small pp that can it in my computer

Hey dad, do I have a micropenis?

by YO man john April 25, 2019