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When boof is dropped, destroyed, stolen or messed up in some way. If you tell your friend he can have a hit of your boof and when you get it back its all the way down to the butt, your Boof has been Oofed. People that Oof Boofs are horrendous criminals and should be locked up forever
Tyrone: *Hits Boof*
Kevin: Yo, Tyrone can I get a hit fam??
Tyrone: Yeah homie go ahead
Kevin: *finishes the shit, in one mothafuckin pull*
Tyrone: YO WTF you done Oofed my Boof niqqa
Jay: HAHAHAHAHA that's one Oofed Boof
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by madness.kys October 04, 2018

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An OVERFLOWING ABUNDANT RESEVOIR of porn and memes and more porn
the internet is just one big ocean of porn, Xvideos has eight million videos ppl, EIGHT MILLION and pornhub has like five million, no doubt that when Hitler invented the internet it was because he was horny and wanted somewhere to stash all of his German Hentai.
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by madness.kys October 04, 2018

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Cosby's signature. Drugged or pilled alcohol, it'll knock ya right out.
Bill Cosby AKA Pill Bill is a firm believer in "We smashing or I'M smashing." Once he breaks out that Tic Tac Vodka, you're done for.
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by madness.kys October 04, 2018

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A group of white people with the same Hobby or interests that become friends or end up doing the hobby together.
Trump, Cosby and Kavanaugh really make a great country club, maybe when Cosby gets out they can meet up and have a nice ol' gangbang, dont worry, you can go as rough as you want because all the women are under some niiiiiicccceee pill Vodka sleep
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by madness.kys March 17, 2019

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The sad but self caused condition of Fortnite players, Mobile Gamers, Ford owners and People who still post the Thanos Car meme. From lack of pussy, their already average dick becomes thumbsized in either length, gurth or both. :(
Poor T-Series, his schmeat is so tiny because of micropenis syndrome. It's sad that we can't all have big, mega schlong like pewdiepie
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by madness.kys March 17, 2019

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