No doubt, this man right here is the best person ever. You'll want to get lost and figure out everything with him. You're in for a ride if you've got a Miggeru, but it will be the best ride of your life. Every day will be a little brighter because he will literally be the sunshine of your life! He's filled with wonder and passion, and everything about him is beautiful like sunsets and everything in between. Every day will be filled with wubventures (love-ventures) that you'll keep in your heart forever. Be careful not to melt when he looks at you, but he should also be careful not to melt when you stare at him while he drives. He has weird quirks, but that's why you'll love him and never let him go.
by beckygonzaga September 9, 2020
Get the Miggeru mug.Bob: That striper is such a Nut Mugger. She would not leave me alone.
Fred:Yea, she wanted your nuts bad!
Fred:Yea, she wanted your nuts bad!
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Get the Migger mug.1. Any female named megan who thoroughly enjoys getting fucked up and puking at houses the first tme she goes there.
2. Girls named megan who like to drink out of kegs...........and puke.
3. Any girl named megan who drinks too much, pukes and then tries to get with all your friends.
2. Girls named megan who like to drink out of kegs...........and puke.
3. Any girl named megan who drinks too much, pukes and then tries to get with all your friends.
"Hey Scott, dont tell kegger about the party ok, you know what happened last time." "Oh you mean when she when she tried to do a keg stand by her self, fell over and dislocated her leg, and then vomited all over eneryone, and still tried to get on Kyle." "Yeah thats what I mean"
by Michael April 9, 2005
Get the megger the kegger mug.the last name of Bam a reasonably cool guy off Jackass, Viva La Bam and C.K.Y (the show, not the band). Also the last name of his brother (Jesse), who is the drummer in the BAND C.K.Y (Camp Kill Yourself). Bam is cool but has fucked around and is ruining the reputation of the band HIM, the best band.
by POZZA!!!! November 5, 2005
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by talley hoe November 24, 2006
Get the mager mug.A professional mugger is an employee of a mugging coporation. To become a professional mugger you must apply for the job just like with any other job and wait for the company to hire you as a professional mugger. Once a professional mugger the person must earn a living by mugging people. Since they work for a company they must carry a CV around with them while they are working and hand it to the person they plan to mug before actually mugging them for them to check everything in order and is santioned by the government. After this the mugger is then allowed to mug the person.
Mal is a professional mugger and he was waiting in a dark alley when an elderly lady appeared. Mal handed the lady his CV and she read his details.
Elderly lady: Everything seems to be in order carry on.
Mal: Give me your money you old bag!
Mal proceeded to hit the old woman and then steal her belongings after he was done he left her a thankyou note, called an ambulance and then ran off with everything she had of value.
Elderly lady: Everything seems to be in order carry on.
Mal: Give me your money you old bag!
Mal proceeded to hit the old woman and then steal her belongings after he was done he left her a thankyou note, called an ambulance and then ran off with everything she had of value.
by Apemanjon September 5, 2008
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