mile high messiah

The nickname for the Denver Broncos 2010 first round draft choice, Tim Tebow.

Dude, are you a proud believer in the mile high messiah?

by demonicshamrock August 08, 2010

Oh Great Messiah William Lester

The best trombone player in brevard county, also a sex god with multiple girl friends

Oh Great Messiah William Lester is here! What knowledge does he bring for us?

by 12203874!; December 15, 2021

The Messiah

A footballer that can play in a number of positions. Recently known for playing Right Back.

I wonder where Neil Critchley has played the Messiah Today

Ben Garrity is The Messiah

by BenGarrityAppreciation August 17, 2020

The Messiah

Generally a name gifted to the greatest punter on earth. Someone who can pull you out of the fire with an epic roughie, or snare you a big win with the top weight in the last. If you ever find a friend who is good enough to be deemed The Messiah, you are truly blessed..!

Wow thanks for the hot tip, you truly are The Messiah..!

by DawgK May 11, 2021

messiah slut

A dumb blond that likes anal sex behind churches.

The blonde went to the church is a messiah slut

by Dr deadpool February 16, 2018

Blumpkin Messiah

Much like receiving a regular blumpkin, a blumpkin messiah is the process/result in which a man or woman is receiving oral sex while taking a shit and reading scripture form the Holy Bible loudly. Some insist that the "giver" should be of holy descent, but this is not required and only a caveat of excellence. After one has accomplished this act, they have become a Blumpkin Messiah.

After seeing Billy and Mother Vanessa leaving the bathroom at the same time as she wiped blumpkin spray from her face, the choir new Billy had become the new blumpkin messiah.

by kobetherapist55 November 18, 2020

Messiah

Messiah is Ivan's boyfriend

Messiah Ivan's boyfriend

by Mario Brothers May 06, 2023