Meanderthal

(Noun) A person who wanders into crowded areas and obliviously impedes the flow of traffic.

I almost missed my flight getting stuck behind this meanderthal who was mesmerized by the moving sidewalk.

by Nonsensicalmetoo August 24, 2022

Manderstanding

When a man fails to understand a statement by a woman that is very easy to understand.

I asked Jeb whether he had picked up milk and cereal at the store for breakfast and he said "What do you mean?" I can't take much more manderstanding.

by jaxon jonson May 29, 2023

Meanderthal

A person or group with no permanent location of residence who meander from destination to destination. Origin: Wild Duck Park, Scarborough, Maine. USA. Coined by Roger Rivet after meeting two Austin Texas vagabonds and their pups. (06/2023)

Before sunset the meanderthals wasted no time setting-up camp.

Sporting an Austin Keep It Weird backpack, the meanderathal started hiking up the mountain trail.

The meanderthal unhitched his jeep before parking the RV.

The hot air balloon festival hosted thousands of meanderthals from all around the world.

by 45iLife June 29, 2023

meander

to wander around without knowing where you are

shit my son meandered off again. oh well

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! August 2, 2023

Meanderthal

The condition demonstrated by one having one's head down, focused solely one one's cell phone screen while walking, invariably at a slow, dazed pace on a random, haphazard course. Often accompanied by mouth breathing. The condition is non-gender specific.

Terry's meanderthal wanderings have been responsible for multiple cases of other pedestrians having to suddenly change course to avoid collisions, and more than one or two rear-end collisions as Terry aimlessly stepped into traffic without warning, oblivious to the rest of the world.

by Bob'sBro March 16, 2024

Meanderer

A (usually English-speaking) fan of German pop star Menderes. This is a fitting name since the river in Turkey from which the word "meander" comes from is currently known as Menderes. Also fitting since, due to Menderes not being promoted much in English-speaking countries, you have to go on quite a meandering course of music research to discover Menderes.

I sing "Music Is My Life" everywhere I go, and if anyone sings along, then I have found my fellow Meanderers!

by Seshie April 23, 2025

Meanderthal

An individual who lacks focus, who's interests change constantly, and who easily changes the subject or gets distracted.

Try to stay on topic, Joe... you're such a a meanderthal!

by on July 16, 2025