Ronald McDonald

McDonalds mascot. A clown that likes you to sit on his lap while he gets an erection.

Ronald: come on kids, take a picture on my lap. then we can go to my playland. what do you say?

by anonymous November 22, 2004

Riley McDonough

1.A very hawt bassist/vocalist
2.John Mayer's bro
3.Someone with great hair

Evertime I type in awesome on my iphone, it auto corrects to Riley McDonough

by mysterioushorseman December 30, 2010

Michael McDiddle

An old campfire story and song. The story is about a child diddler who plays tug-of-war with little kids in his campsite tent at night. Predecessor to the Pedobear. The song, slightly different, tells of a little boy named Johnny who is warned not to play his fiddle because the sound will attract the scary Michael McDiddle to his tent. A truly frightening song for little kids. It always gets them to stay quiet 60% of the time, every time.

"Little Johnny boy,
Little, little, Johnny boy,
When the lights go out don't you dare play your fiddle.
Little, Johnny boy,
Little, little Johnny boy,
In the night you'll feel the dick of Mr. Michael McDiddle."

by MugsyBogus May 23, 2013

McDominated

That feeling you get after eating at McDonald's.

Fuck, I just got McDominated by those four Big Macs.

by Andrew Bamberg May 18, 2005

Riley McDonough

Riley is in the most amazing band ever, Before You Exit.
He's definitely a cutey and his voice is the most supercalifragilisticexpealidocious thing you will ever hear in your life!

Person 1: Hey I found this Script Mashup on youtube.com by a band called Before You Exit, go look it up. The dark haired singer is the hottest guy you will ever see, his voice makes angels jealous!

Person 2: No way! I've heard of them, Riley McDonough is hoooooottttt! (Connor McDonough is okay ;)

by yeahyouknowho April 18, 2011

McDicks

What McDonalds' employees affectionately refer to their place of work as.

I work at McDicks, and it sucks.

by anonymous April 9, 2005

McDoubleDs

What happens when you eat too much Mcdonalds... regardless if you are male or female. (May come with a McMuffinTop)

To the females - They're not the good kind either.

Rob: Aight Phil, ima go on a business trip for a week. Take care bro.
Phil: Aight Man.
*Phil walks to McDonalds and orders the whole damn menu for a week*
(One week later: Rob comes back)
Rob: WTF happened to you!?!?
Phil: Shit, man I think I might need a bra... I've grown some McDoubleds :(

by WIKITIKI March 15, 2010