macbook

A blazingly fast, extreamly cool laptop. Replaced the crappy iBook in early 2006.
Expected to be a cash cow for Apple, as simply the color black costs $150.
More features and speed than Windows will ever have.

Loser: Shit! my Dell just froze again!
Macbook User: Ditch that peice and get a macbook!

by Bixxo June 11, 2006

mcboozer

noun; 1. one who mcboozes 2. an extreme loser (usually with conspicuously yellow teeth) 3. white trash

This word is usually used to describe a certain person in a condescending manner, i.e. "He's such a mcboozer." Another, more specific use is in describing the person who has stolen your significant other, etc. Commonly found in conjunction with the word "loser", i.e. "loser mcboozer."

by Slim&Buss August 5, 2008

McDookie

Needing to stop at a fast food restaurant to take a shit.

Her stomach was hurting so bad we had to stop at Mickey D's so she could get her McDookie on.

by phillies08wfc January 10, 2015

McBoomer

A Boomer that works in a McDonalds

I want to be a McBoomer when I’m older!

by HazzaSpazza December 16, 2019

M1 MacBook Air

The M1 MacBook Air has higher benchmarks compared to the I9 Standard Processor Except it has no fans, This method relies on temperature change, The Chassis Is Good And Comfortable and it has a trackpad, And Touch ID, Along With A full 1080P Webcam, It’s M1 Chip also brings battery and A.I to the next level, It Has Billions Of Transistors, And It’s A.I also provides Face tracking, Tracing The Face Brightening it up and various other A.I Cam Capabilities, It also has a Malware Scanner When software from your browsers are installed. The basic 256GB SSD And 8GB or Extended 16GB Of Random Access Memory. (R.A.M) And its 18 Hour Battery Tested in video playback and Enhanced Battery For Video Calls

The M1 MacBook Air Is Awesome

by NovMan1EP March 7, 2021

Macbook Pro with Retina Display

Apple's latest Macbook Pro that is "revolutionary." It's newest features include the crisp Retina Display that beholds a resolution of 2880 x 1880, a quad core processor standard in every model, and a standard of 8 GB of RAM. Great for the power user and not worth it for people who want to look at cat photos and their pr0nz.

1. Person 1 "I just bought my new Macbook Pro with Retina Display so I can edit faster with Final Cut Pro x, Aperture, and Logic."
Person 2 "Nice."
2. Person 3 "I love looking at pr0nz and cat photos, so I bought a $2000 computer with a "quad core cpu and 8 gb ram" lol, like whatever the hell that's supposed to mean. Anyways, I hear it has a nice display"
Person 4 "You could do that with the regular Macbook Pro just as fine cause you wouldn't notice the screen difference being such a noob, and that's only $1200"
Person 3 "ur just j3l0us"

by Mjtmastercp August 30, 2012

macbook air

Yet another failed attempt by apple such as the Power Mac G4 Cube and the Twentieth Anniversary Macintosh.

The 64gb solid state drive will cost you $999 and the biggest hard drive size is 80gb 4200rpm, the ethernet port was removed and an external one has to be purchased if needed, there's only 1 usb port, the cd/dvd drive was removed and its $99 to purchase one separately. The fastest processor is 1.80ghz. Ventilation can't be too good because of the small size. The battery is also non user replaceable, the RAM is soldered on, and it uses mono speakers. It also has an incredibly stupid name.

Good job apple (I hope my sarcasm was blatantly obvious there)

Person 1: Hey dude I just got a new MacBook Air!
Person 2: Wtf is a MacBook Air?
Person 1: The new MacBook by Apple it's awesome!
Person 2: Why.. what does it do, float or something?
Person 1: No, it's just the thinnest laptop ever!
Person 2: I think you mean the shittiest laptop ever.

by Kent14 January 10, 2009