Maxwell 

The realest B alive we would NEVER pay child support and he will make your mother deep throat a broom if you don’t jack star mazzi💫 and he got the game when it comes to girls Maxwell will sock you if you talk hot never disrespect Maxwell and he wouldn’t give a fuck bout no girl he only cares bout the money and if he said he missed you I was just the Hennessy talking and if he said he loved you it was the Hennessy talkin

Maxwell the realest Nikka alive on blood nem and the Darkest nikka alive and Haitian

Maxwell by Yurrrtheniggasoverhere August 1, 2019

maxwell 

maxwell is a all round dickhead he is one shitty person he treats people like trash but has great hair and toes

girl 1: maxwell is a bum but has great toes
girl 2: true

maxwell by my little mortys November 19, 2019

Maxwell 

Maxwell is a guy who doesn't see a lot in himself but people who are close to him and care about Him know he may be small but he has an inner lion ready to come out

Maxwell: I can't do this it's to hard
Close friends: I believe in u bro u can do it

Maxwell by Insta-bro February 7, 2020

Maxwell 

A Maxwell is someone who is packing the most heat out of the group. Dick ranges from 9-12 Inches at age 8. Known for his natural ability to pull bitches and have a A+ pull out gang.

I heard Maxwell is packin

Maxwell by your local octopus June 3, 2020

Maxwell 

Maxwell, a stand up, no frills, no bullshit woman larger than life. One who stands for loyalties and ethics of a better time not often seen these days, especially in women. She lives beyond her years and is a beauty to behold. Cocky as hell but with the means to usually back it up......

Patty could never be a Maxwell.

Maxwell by anonymous October 23, 2020

Maxwell 

Maxwell, a stand up, no frills, no bullshit woman larger than life. One who stands for loyalties and ethics of a better time not often seen these days, especially in women. She lives beyond her years and is a beauty to behold. Cocky as hell but with the means to usually back it up......

Patty could never be a Maxwell.

Maxwell by anonymous October 23, 2020

Maxwell 

Someone who's smart, athletic, tall, and abnormally good at and invested in niche activities. He generally looks good and can fish out potential romantic partners from right under the nose of the competition. He inspires others to be positive and happy, even if when he's alone he is neither of those things. He likes to make jokes simply because watching others laugh makes himself joyous as well. He is ambitious academically, though failures never set him back. Though he may be not particularly great at putting up Christmas lights, he is fun to be around and in bed with.

Person1: Do you see that loser searching his own name on urban dictionary to feel better about themselves?
Person2: Don't say that, they're an absolute Maxwell!

Maxwell by FlappyPappy December 5, 2020