mansturating

Verb. To mansturate is when a male gets over emotional or upset for no apparant reason. Plays on the female mensturation cycle.

Man 1: whys John getting so angry? It was just a joke.

Man 2: Don't worry, he's just mansturating.

by thomas wyles February 1, 2010

Manstral Cycle

when a guy acts like a bitch for several days on end and does so on a regular basis but is an alright person most of the time similar to when a girl is pmsing

dave "hey brian is complaining about not feeling well and doesn't want to go to the bar tonight"
mike "yeah he is on his manstral cycle

by Jeeves724 June 9, 2009

Manstruating

Men with blue balls/male period all month acting like nagging ass little bitches.

Damn, are you manstruating because your acting like a little whining bitch!

by Deecee February 25, 2015

maastricht

the best dutch city in the world and home of one of the most epic dutch warlords

i've been in amsterdam but its nothing compared to maastricht

by ~fire~ July 11, 2009

manstration

when a man is in a particularly unpleasant mood, for no appearant reason.

A short tempered man
The male term for PMS, or bitchiness

Kyle: Dude just shut up already, you're annoying the hell out of me.

Sammy: Would you like me to get a tampon for that manstration?

by Ima Crazy Bitch August 15, 2009

Maastricht Effect

Beautiful women who start living or studying in Maastricht (small dutch town) are affected by this phenomenon. BEcause of the shortage of men, they become desperate, they become attracted to unattracted/weird guys and give them un deserved attention. the following symptoms are often linked to the Maastricht Effect: freaking out over text messages, hitting laptops and screaming f**k you at the guy in question at the Vrijthof in the middle of the night.

The Maastricht effect is really bugging me.

by pandalover85 July 3, 2010

manstruating

The time of the month when men display the same characteristics of women during their "time of the month." Generally consists of elevated bitchiness, lack of compassion for others, and intense hunger. Steer clear of boyfriends, fathers, and husbands during this time. Things could get UGLY.

Also known as man-cycle.

Tom was such a brat last night. He must be manstruating.

by Manduh420 July 12, 2007