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Bad maths

This term has come from the study of fractals. To simplify, fractals and self similarity are the geometric principals that can be found throughout nature and indeed the universe as a common blueprint of growth. Things often appear aesthetically pleasing or beautiful because they are mathematically/geometrically perfect. The term 'bad maths' refers to something that is not aesthetically pleasing and out of sync with the universe.
Someone tells an awful joke and there is silence, this is 'bad maths'.

A large woman is seen in the front window of a restaurant eating alone, dribbling chicken fat down her fat fucking face 'that is bad maths'.

Boy likes girl, girl likes boy, boy gets lucky, goes home with girl, girl has penis.. the unverse is not working in an aesthetically pleasing way.. bad maths.
by The Bionic Fox November 24, 2011
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mathesque

mathesque is an adjective meaning to have very math like qualities, usually a negative thing
Kevin: so how's math homework going?

Kat: very mathesque

Kevin: gross
by RejectedWeIrDo April 22, 2011
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Mathsterbation

Mathsterbation is the act of masturbating when a maths problem or assignment becomes too difficult and/or tedious to complete. It is often practised when the subject has lost all hope in completing his maths and can see no other option.
Friend 1: Hey, what did you get for question 4?

Friend 2: *fap* *fap* *fap* Go Away!

Friend 1: Mathsterbation already? That's weak...
by highoffmathsfaps November 5, 2013
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Mathushan

Opposite of lathusan, Mathushan is a synonym for "sexy"
What a Mathushan you are
by George Sulphur December 5, 2020
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Danger-Maths

Danger-Maths is a real man's sport. Attempted by many, mastered by none.

In an attempt to prove mathematical superiority and serve maximum disrespect to your lesser mathematical colleagues, Danger-Maths is game in where the person to pick up their pen last during a maths exam wins.

It is an event that requires not only courage and mathematical prowess, but you must also have extraordinarily rapid hand eye coordination.

Do you think you're good enough to succeed at Danger-Maths? I highly doubt it. Go back to BTEC Further Maths you imbecile.
Martin once attempted Danger-Maths. He is now a bin-man.

Charlie was the master of Danger-Maths, he even left turning up to the exam to the last possible second.
by ItsDanH June 16, 2016
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ein matheson

a washy pathetic individual. A school washout.
by awesome March 1, 2005
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Mathis

A guy who is very loving and caring, he loves to be around friends but Also likes to be alone. He is the tall guy of the group, he is always there for those who needs him. He can cook a great big meal, dessert and everything. He will always listen to you talk 24/7. He is a very very nice guy with a great personality
"He looks like a Mathis!"
"Why?"
"He’s cute and adorable
by Luca-deluca November 28, 2020
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