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gathering carpet topography data 

When you pass out, either from lack of sleep or various "chemically induced" methods, on a floor which has been carpeted.
William drank so many beers last night that he was gathering carpet topography data by sunrise.

Magic: The Gathering 

The greatest trading card game ever. It must have been doing something right if it's lasted 11 years and is still in a growth phase.

Oh, and contrary to populare belief, you don't have to spend oodles of money just to win... That's why it's a TRADING card game, and why it's especially amusing to bolt together decks like U/G Madness or KCI and wipe the floor with all those moneycard-toting individuals.
The only major failing with MTG is that it's not potent enough an aphrodisiac. Yet.
Magic: The Gathering by KHD July 22, 2004
Mathing
/maTHiNG/
verb

The act of preforming mathematics (shortened word: math)
Person #1: "Shhh! Hold on, I'm mathing!!"
Person #2: *confused*

Person #2: "Don't you mean you're doing math!?"
Person #1: "NO!! I'm mathing, so shut up so I can figure this out!!"
Person #2: "Wow, okay then..."
Person #1: "Thanks, now I need to math all over again because you interrupted me! Ugh!!"
Person #2: "But it's simple math, you'll live!"
Person #1: "But mathing is hard!!"

Basically it's used when the person preforming the act of mathematics has an already difficult time doing simple math, making them frustrated and forcing them to explain why "mathing is hard, yo!"
mathing by chelsbuggg August 3, 2016
I caught myself doing some extra mathing after school.
mathing by woolsweater August 31, 2006

rainbow gathering 

Rainbow Gathering - a temporary intentional community, typically held in a outdoor setting, and espousing and practicing ideals of peace, love, harmony, freedom and community, as a consciously expressed alternative to mainstream popular culture, consumerism, capitalism and mass media.
Rainbow Gathering and the Rainbow Family of Living Light
rainbowgathering.org showed me where the rainbow gathering of 2011 was to be held, in Washington State, July 1 - 7, 2011. I went last year and it was fun. Many songs about the earth were sung. Rainbow Family of Living Light a.k.a. the Rainbow Family Tribe , is my Family.

gathering value

Leaving an object to increase in wealth.

also used as an insultive term for someone's laziness or uselessness. As if completing a task that the object relates to is so absurd to the person it border lines on ridiculous incomprehension (a.k.a extreme redonkulessness)
Katie:Why has'nt Bruce mowed the lawn?
Emma:Because it's gathering value.
Katie:Oh Ok.
Emma:He is such a dead shit!