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masturdebator

One who takes pleasure in furiously debating viewpoints that only exist in the imagination.

Coined by Dilbert creator Scott Adams on his blog as a new word for people who misunderstand another person's point of view and proceed to debate that misunderstanding as if it were the real point of view.
Person 1: "It's clear from your statement about this year's corn crop that you deny the Holocaust."

Person 2: "What do you do with the other hand, masturdebator?"
by Sir Yelof April 14, 2011
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Masturdebator

One who takes pleasure in furiously debating viewpoints that only exist in the imagination.
A new word for people who misunderstand another person's point of view and proceed to debate that misunderstanding as if it were the real point of view.

Example:

Person 1: "It's clear from your statement about this year's corn crop that you deny the Holocaust."

Person 2: "What do you do with the other hand, masturdebator?"
by Masturdebator the II April 18, 2011
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Masterbate

But master why can't I take the day off ? Stop masterbaten with me boy .
by Master in arms March 14, 2018
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Masterbate

If you are a girl: when u stick two or one fingers, a dildo, or a vibrator in your vagina

If you are a boy: you use one hand and put it in a shape as if you are holding a mug then you put it around your penis and rub your hand up and down continuously

Most of the time people do it for pleasure because it should feel good!!!
Guy one: did u masterbate last night?

Guy two: yes! It felt good!
by XxdirtygurlllxX 😜 June 13, 2018
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Masterdate

When you masterbate before a date to insure you last longer when you take them home later.
Steve: “oh man, i haven’t been on a date in awhile.. i hope i don’t bust too quick

Jerry: “bro, just masterdate, works every time!”
by sawampa March 14, 2019
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Masturdebate

When a person debates with him or herself to masturbate or not.
Man, I really wanna go out and party tonight, but I kind of wanna stay home and masturbate. I can't believe I have to masturdebate over this...
by zlateh00 September 12, 2010
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MasterDate

to date another masterbater, wanker, solo player, jack off. To find that other one who likes to grab their own balls/fanny and give a good toss.
Do you ever get that wanting feeling to date another masterbater. Defined as MasterDate...it may be solo but you are not alone.
by Long Johns July 7, 2011
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