masturcate

The act of masturbating as a substitute for medication. It's the combination of masturbate with medicate. Masturcate.

Rather than taking Aspirin, Joe masturcated to relief his headache.

by Manok October 18, 2003

masterbate

the act of pleasuring ones self, usually while shouting obscenities such as "God yes" or "Get down"

"Everyone likes a good masterbate."

by Greg Satin January 15, 2003

Masterbateing

bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank

I caught her masterbateing and her dildo was in the other hand wiggling around with cum all over it while she was still playing with herself with the other hand I'm not gonna lie I started walking off she was moaning and cumming and then she had said my name and I came all on the floor that's when she turned around she knew I was there she laughed at me and told me to get the fuck out

by Air_jordan23 March 9, 2020

Sodium Masterbate

When you wank and your cum, freezes a line in front of you.
Perfect when a hot chick is infront of you, you can sodium masterbate over her and freeze her in possition. Then you can wank over her when ever you want.

I heard that Tim sodium masterbated over Sofia the other day.

by lenarius614 November 6, 2010

masturcate

the process of jerking off into a woman's vagina while halfway in; the act of masturbating while fornicating;

I masturcated that girl so hard last night..it was awesome.

by DMoney March 3, 2004

Mastermate

A partner you have with you when masterbating. Also a typo for masterbate.

Wow, you would make an excellent mastermate.

by I believe its not butter. December 6, 2009

Masterbrake

Taking a quick 5-10 minute brake from an online game for the sole purpose of masturbation

dude after this raid I have to take a masterbrake

by M.C. Hamper November 14, 2011