Wal-Martian

Someone who was born in a Wal-Mart Supercenter or a Sam's Club.

People from Mars are called Martians, and people from Wal-mart are called Wal-martians.

by NintenJoseph March 28, 2009

Marvin the Martian

Note: receiver has to have green shit to perform this move
When the giver has anal sex with the receiver then pulls their penis out and rubs their penis all over the receivers face in a painting motion smearing the receivers shit all over there face.

I was feeling real gassy so I asked bob from accounting to fuck me in the ass. When he was done he complained about his dick being green so I made him paint me to look like Marvin the Martian

by Just call me steve November 9, 2018

Gangly Toed Muzzie-faced Martian head

Men named Ross.(BUT they need to possess large heads, lanky bodies, moustaches, and really long gnarled toes that happen to be as long as most peoples fingers)

Wow check out that Gangly toed muzzie-faced martian head!!! MmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmmm he's hot!

by Amber AKA twiggle face April 1, 2009

Wal-Martian

(n.) 1. A person who attends Wal-Mart frequently
2. Someone who is currently in attendance of Wal-Mart
3. Someone who dresses as if they shop at Wal-Mart

"I'll be the first to admit, I'm a Wal-Martian. I love that store"
"Look at all these Wal-Martians, must be a busy day"

by Trevor-DestroyerOfWorlds March 13, 2012

Rafaela Martian

An amazing girl and all around funny person. Rafaela Martian will be with you to the very end. She will always be your friend, even if your rude to her. Kind of shy, but once you get to know her, you'll see her true personality. RAFAELA IS A NAME ONLY GIVEN TO RUSSIANS OR ARMENIANS

"I can't believe i met a Rafaela Martian today"

by ellegrak May 20, 2017

The Martian Filler

The process of pouring dirty bong water up someones ass, and then inserting a straw into the hairy cocktail and taking gentle sips.

Nigga bent over and it took point 5 of a second to give him The Martian Filler.

by TheUnholyPisscube February 24, 2019

The Martian Position

The Martian Position is when a women lays on the end of a bed, knees apart, feet together and is holding herself in with her lets around the mans neck. The women MUST be tattooed and be wearing a martian costume. Also both parties must be tripping on shrooms and acid.

DUDE I nutted so hard last night when this chick showed me The Martian Position.

by pooptoes September 25, 2020