A marriage of convenience between a legal US citizen and a illegal alien from places such as Russia, India,Nigeria, or Brazil. Usually, they give between 5,000 to 45,000 dollars to marry them and have you sign a contact. People from Latin-America and Caribbean such as Mexicans to Jamaicans pay the lower prices such as 5,000 to 7,000. While Russians and Indians love paying 15,000 and up for a fake marriage. Nigerians and Arabs love paying 17,000 and give you nice cars. But, they are quite bitchy and nagging about the marriage afterwards. Usually these people are way too hot and educated for their American spouses. If they do not get caught by the government within the first year of marriage then you can make a career out of being a Green Card Bride or Husband.
Hot Russian Model Ana marries pimple faced Pizza boy Mike. Now, Mike has condo and new Benz . Geez, this seems like a great green card marriage
by DonaDiabla January 18, 2015
Get the Green Card Marriage mug.Slang. The engagement ring the marriage ring n the suffering. The first part is the engagement ring. Only the beginning. Nothing bad. Yet. The second part is the marriage ring. It’s getting worse. The last part is the worst. The suffering. Most people don’t like being married but try to tolerate it. If you really love your partner then go for it! On the flip side, if you don’t like your marriage then don’t stick around and suffer!
What are the 3 rings of marriage? The engagement ring the marriage ring n the suffering. It starts out by getting engaged to be married. Then after engagement comes the married life. After the married life comes the suffering. Most people who don’t like being married get divorced. If they love their partner they stick around. Words of wisdom: if you don’t like the married life then don’t get married!
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Get the interfacial marriage mug.The act of smushing your nuts against someone. It derives its name from the fact that Marzipan is made from mushed nut paste, and also it functions as a parallel to "mooning."
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Get the Marsing mug.A beautiful, delicate, English flower. Often found singing haunting melodies that tear your heart out and ignite your soul.
Have you listen to Laura Marling before? Her music completely tore my heart out, then put it back together, and set my soul on fire. I will never be the same!
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Get the Laura Marling mug.A time period before marriage when a couple lives together to see if they are completely compatible for marriage. The trial marriage usually exposes all of the negative side effects to living with your partner. The trial marriage often ends in a very messy trial divorce.
Four months into our twelve month lease she dumped me, and now I am paying two rents. Man, that trial marriage was stupid.
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