Marriage 

A sometimes necessary bond between two people who need each other in some way.

My marriage with Morgan is going well.

Marriage by Ereck Flowers July 17, 2016

Marriage 

See Stockholm Syndrome.

My now wife suckered me into marriage, now if I try to leave she gets half of my shit.

Marriage by Pay me more. December 13, 2022

marriage 

A religious civil union of two persons;
A legal union for the protection of children
In most European countries, no religious ceremony is recognized by the state. (True separation of church and state.) Therefore, all church weddings occur only after a state ceremony.
In the Netherlands, even gays may marry by the state even though the church doesn't recognize it.

After a couple's marriage, all children born are considered to have automatic declaration of paternity.

marriage by anne treasure, St. Croix, VI September 17, 2007

marriage 

Only one goal of a love which destroys love forever.

I'm about to find the goal and about to destroy it.

marriage by Damat July 26, 2005

Marriage 

A binding contract between a man and a woman to remain faithful to each other until death,usually taken in front of family,friends,etc but is still binding in front of a judge or pastor.

To have a succesful marriage,take "divorce " out of you vocabulary.

When jenny and sebastian got married they eant "this marriage will last until we die"

Marriage by Knight_of_7 September 30, 2010

marriage 

The unfortunate act of when a woman owns a man and takes over all of his shit, including his house, cars, money and independence.

(original deleted definition of marriage)

marriage by make up your own definitions you witless bitch October 9, 2005

Marriage 

What usually happens within a serious relationship, the main cause of "Marriage" is a condition called "Pregnancy"

Marriage is something that almost everyone goes through.

Marriage by THOT.exe January 31, 2018