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Meredith

The most amazing girl in the entire world! She’s absolutely gorgeous! If you have a best friend like her then god damn you are lucky! U love her just so so so so so so much and she means the world to you But can we just talk about how Beautiful Meredith Is big blue eyes and an amazing smile!!! Really she should be a model she brings so much joy into your world! She’s Perfect! You trust her with EVERYTHING and you tell her EVERYTHING!!!! She’s good at everything sports, art, smart anything you can imagine
Emily “OMG that meredith girl so perfect omg i hope i become friends with her

Sam “Ya she’s really pretty
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Meredith

A spunky leader who is never afraid to be themselves. They are super talkative and are generally loud and enthusiastic. If you know a Meredith you better keep an eye on her because she knows all the gossip and is always ready to make conversation. Merediths also have a TON of friends because of their outgoing ness and are athletic and have energy 24/7.
Meredith is sooooo awesome!
by LitJamieLit April 5, 2019
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Dirty Meredith

Verb

the act of demeaning your wife's name, by being terrible at business

Adverb

completing an action in a manner such as to bring shame, due to being incompetent or just not caring beyond the lined pockets

Noun

one who is terrible at business, to the point of sullying their wife's good name

Adjective

a terrible business person
Verb - His wife was never able to find him attractive again, after he Dirty Meredithed her name to the point of regional shame.

Adverb - His company was so adept at Dirty Meredithing managing into the ground, so as to be worthless.

Noun - Once a rising star, according to random paid interviews, Dirty Meredith was now ashamed to show his face, due to the strife and grief that had emanated from his web of out of state, unaccountable LLCs... if only he had managed his businesses like he managed his LLC deception network. As such, Dirty Meredith may never work in this industry again.

Adjective - "Uh oh, here comes the Dirty Meredith hospitality operator"
"His cleaning crew must "wash" his clothes"
"Plug your nose, pigpen is walking upwind of us"
Both laugh hysterically
by DidIUDThat October 27, 2022
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the meredith effect

The ability to walk in to any room, situation, or place and have guys all over you.
Why are all the guys staring at her? Oh it's just the Meredith effect.
by John Brickman March 16, 2015
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Meredith

Meredith aid A girl who Likes To TaLk LiKe ThIs and Enjoys Minecraft She LiKeS yelling at Spazze
Stop Being A Meredith
by YaBoiMeee March 5, 2019
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Meredith

A beautiful girl who is charming and caring. Somebody who cares deeply about the environment and is "girlfriend material" Most likely a girl who is calm in social environments but in reality is liked by everybody.
Who's that girl? She's gorgeous

Oh her? She's a Meredith
by joshbrianmiller@gmail.com January 20, 2017
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Meredith

"Meredith" is actually a false identity assumed by the REAL Juno McGuff - the real girl who the movie tited 'Juno' was actually made about. She drinks the Sunny D, she has the tshirts, she hates Sonic Youth, she always drinks her entire slushies and then has to pee randomly throughout the rest of the day and alert everyone of it "inconspiciously" - she especially likes to inform Tommy about said peeing. Her pranks calls are the meanest - but they are so hilarious that that's a-ok with her BFFs. Her sense of humor and supportive hugs make her such an asset to her friends. They love her so much that even through the tough times they still think the sun shines out her ass. (Lol.)
Nickname: Meref.
Theme Song: Friendship from Anything Goes.
Beverage: Strawberry Diaquri.
Email: Batemanhater@honesttoblog.com

Need some sarcastic wittisisms based on a touching hit movie? Call 1-800-MEREDITH!! Want some kickass prank calls to rock your party? Call 1-800-MEREDITH!! All corny gimmicks aside, Meredith is your go-to person for pick me ups, neighborhood gossip, and explanation for common street lingo, among other things. She is always there to lift one's spirits when things like popularity, lack of self-confidence, and monthly visits from Aunt Flo ruin your outlook. She'll always be there for you when you are "Fo shiz, up the spout," and will gladly tell you "this is one doodle that can't be undid, home skillet." WARNING: If you intend to develop a friendship with Meredith, you must allow for frequent bathroom breaks; she often "drinks her weight in Sunny-D and has to go...PRONTO!!!"

An amazing girl who drinks her weight in sunny-d, eats orange tictacs and "has to go like seabiscuit". she often helps a Mary spot airplanes and looks stupid with her in public areas. She loves going to chuckie cheese and singing beatles songs. She is mean, but in a nice way and almost always has a kind word to say to most people. She is fun to rant with and always knows the gossip around the school.
That movie was so Meredith
by MMMJ October 9, 2008
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