A fat fuck. Often mistaken for huge animals such a whale or a hippopotamus. His diet consists of junk food and zero veggies. The floor shakes like an earthquake with each step he takes. Malcom Garritty is fat.
by anonymous June 6, 2022
Get the Malcom Garritty mug.Now as you see Malcom is very very dry person/friend he goes at the same school as me as u see well I mean you can’t see but he’s emo and well I guess transgender or either femboy but anyways skipping on he’s SUPER dry :3 and kinda racist but he’ll always be our friend and we’ll not miss him next year 😊
“Oh hey Malcom”
by Moodlezz December 12, 2023
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Died as a loser!? How!? Because he said regretted his more violent rhetoric? What the fuck are you talking about?
Hym "And in recent years there's be a resurgence of praise for the rhetoric and wisdom of Malcom X and condemnation of MLK as 'not as much of a saint as we're lead to believe.' He died in the same exactly way as MLK and quotes that can be attributed to him still occupy spacing in the zeitgeist. 'Live fast die young'. 'A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.' It isn't that Maclom X didn't contribute to the civil rights movement inna significant way, you're undermining his contribution BECAUSE of the violence. And they reason the Palestinians can't do what MLK did is because WHEN THEY DID DO WHAT MLK DID, Israeli sniper shot into the crowd killing children and journalists on several occasions. You're trying to act like there has never been any Israeli to Palestinian violence that predates Oct 7 and that just isn't the case."
by Hym Iam January 6, 2024
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Anthony: *touches a 6 year old girl's breasts*
6 year old: "Oh Jamaicanadian!"
Malcom Gladwell: Here I come! Youre under arrest anthony pedowick!
6 year old: Thank you soo much!
6 year old: "Oh Jamaicanadian!"
Malcom Gladwell: Here I come! Youre under arrest anthony pedowick!
6 year old: Thank you soo much!
by Boo Radley Game November 24, 2024
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2. A sexually promiscuous individual
2. A sexually promiscuous individual
by Cootinator June 8, 2025
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