Hide malfunction

when you are using the "Hide" function on one of your boring or annoying friends, but they still appear on your news feed

Lara: he is on my hide list but i still can see his status updates on my news feed
suk: Hide malfunction!

by sabitch February 6, 2010

michiko malandro

A hot ass anime woman who is v hot and does hot people things.

michiko malandro is so hot.

by candyraer February 1, 2022

Malanie

Gorgeous on the inside and out, a little shy at times but can cut loose with the best of them. Blonde hair, beautiful eyes and smile. Opens her heart and home to her friends.

That girl is so fine, I think I'll call her Malanie!

by swirlybritches February 3, 2010

Brain Malfunction

When your brain physically is unable to respond or comprehend at most times.

"I tried to talk sense in to Rick Santorum, but he has a brain malfunction"

by Prokrustesseng January 13, 2012

malania

a beautiful and loving girl! everybody wans to be her! she has a sweet and gentle laugh. always making funny jokes and is friends with many. but is closest to her bestfriend :)

person 1: who is that girl walking right there?
person2: oh thats malania, shes pretty popular
person1: i want to be her friend!

by hehejfjenk tie January 10, 2018

Malanky

when someone is wearing something or does something that makes them look semi-retarded or challenged.

Look at Megan, she looks so malanky skating with that helmet on backwards.

every time Shannon eats chicken wings, she ends up with sauce all over her shirt. She looks totally malanky.

Look at how malanky Corry looks riding in that short bus!

by Mad SIGNtist August 19, 2011

Malan

A person with this name is the greatest gamer you will ever meet and might even be called hacker sometimes he is the most loyal friend/boyfriend you will ever had. He has a very large pepe which he called son. He can be sometimes Funny,Freaky and having 300 IQ. He will be the nicest person you will ever meet.

Malan is the OG God

by tospicy May 10, 2018