Maayda

Maayda is a person who is adorable, hot, and funny. Maayda can either be the cutest person ever or the haha you get it. Maayda is simply perfect in every way imaginable. Maayda also may share qualities with a tomato.

Maayda is really amazing.
Everyone wants to be like Maayda.

by Z Potato February 10, 2022

Maasim

Is a Filipino slang term that is classify a certain type of person, that doesn't literally smell, but invokes the feeling he or she smells.

Maasim naman yan si Julia (sabi ni aj sa kanyang mga kaibigan)

by daooo February 6, 2023

Maastricht University

aka Bullshit University, located in Maastricht, The Netherlands, but infested by Germans. The only university where, even if you ace an exam, you can still fail the entire course because you skipped ONE lesson. At UM, life just plain sucks and weed, Ritalin and vodka are the only way to get through it all. UM attracts tons of international students (all thanks to some marketing bullshit), especially Germans who for some reason think it's some sort of European Harvard. Everyone in Maastricht is either a psychopath, a junkie or depressed. To add insult to injury, moving to Maastricht also causes you to get Maastricht Syndrome.
Not to mention that everyone who works at UM believes they're in the best uni on earth, even though UM actually ranks pretty bad among the 'good' uni's in Europe

"I skipped 2 out of 20 tutorials and now I have to do a 60 page essay course assignment within 3 days, otherwise I'll have to graduate a year later. Maastricht University is such a fucking nightmare."

"Goddammit, how come the Germans at Maastricht University always get such high grades while everyone else is struggling so much?? Oh wait I know! They're all psychopaths!"
"If you say Maastricht University backwards three times while looking into a mirror, you'll be exempted from all resits."

by godverdomme January 15, 2020

Uno Maas

I don't know the use of the term, but it obviously comes from spanish meaning 'one more': uno más.

Want some more?
Uno más.

by Ariel September 1, 2004

Masdebating

The act of getting sexually aroused from participating in and/or watching debate. This can be any debate, whether political, religious, or who should be the designated driver after everyone gets shitfaced on vodka.

Ricky: Why the fuck does Tom always whip his dick out and start fapping away whenever a presidential debate is on?

Jack: He's masdebating. He has a fetish for debate.

Ricky: Ah, I see. Excuse me while I go throw up about something else.

by FUCK YOU I'M A WIZARD October 5, 2013

maadhuri

Someone who likes chicken a bit too much

Wow! You're such a Maadhuri

by Negrolations July 11, 2021

Masada

To Masada (v). To kill the ones you love first and then commit suicide rather than face an unbearable future.

Rory: One time I had two hermit crabs, and one of the crabs killed its buddy and then buried itself alive in the sand and died!
Isabel: It looks like your crabs masadad themselves rather than continue to live in your care.

by Roach busters September 24, 2013