Massdestuction

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An xbox user who enjoys to camp in corners and get beat off by his dad.

He always proceeds to let others know that he is the best camper and camping takes skill, this however, cannot be heard as he has a mouth full of dick meat.

I'm in this corner blowing my dads penis, 25 cents to watch.

I like camping cause it makes me harder to kill. Lol, I love camping. Dad not to hard!

Random kid: I love when my dad fucks me.
ME: Shut the fuck up you god damned Massdestuction.
Random kid: Hey! thats my brother you're talking about..
Me: That makes sense..

Massdestuction by Ohtehnoes June 28, 2012

massdestuction

A boy who likes big horse penis.

His name Jordan. He's bi-curious.
Add him on xboxlive.

He lieks boys.

He enjoys long fucks with other men. :D massdestuction,,

massdestuction by Jordanlover117 May 9, 2011

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Massdestuction

When a faggot plays xbox live with a headset and says he owns you everytime he shoots you with a nooby weapon.

What the fuck! That kid is useing a fucking noob tubed ak74! what a damn massdestuction!

kid 1: I fucking raped you
me: Your useing a noobtube!
kid 1:Your just jealous cause you dont have one
me: WHAT THE FUCK EVER MASSDESTUCTION!
kid 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOTS ITS JUST A GAME!
Kid 1 and me: GO DIE FUCKING PUSSY! ITS NOT JUST A GAME ITS REAL LIFE!
kid 1: ima go play runescape.
me:..........is your name jordan?
kid 1:...yes?
me: that is a massdestuction all right.
kid 2:STFU!!!

Massdestuction by Ownedplox? November 23, 2010

pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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