Lazarbeam

Use code lazarbeam

Use code lazarbeam in the fortnite item shop

by Djdnidmfdm March 6, 2019

race the lizard

when a male uses his hand to jack off

He got so excited thinking about his girlfriend cheating on him with his best friend that he had to race the lizard.

by yorrick hunt January 9, 2009

lolarious

Something that is so funny, it's lolarious. Comes from the words LOL and Hillarious.

I just had the most lolarious night

by [M]agus January 1, 2006

drain the lizard

To take a piss (males)

Dude, pull over, i need to Drain the Lizard

by Danteezy Fo' Sheezy February 26, 2003

Lolar

Spanish infinitive of "to lol".
-ar ending with lol=lolar

Haha that kid just ate shit! Lolar!

by TeddyBear9 October 5, 2010

lazaretto

1- An imposed quarantine for the benefit of all.

2- A Spaniard that likes a particular blonde, and wants to take her on a motorcycle ride so she can hold him close and press her Tits on his back.

3 - Jack White’s best album.

4 - An area designed to hold and disinfect travelers arriving from places afflicted by a pandemic.

1-They put us down in the lazareto, we gotta save grandma.

2- T gave her a ride, pressed the brakes often, and got the full Lazaretto.

by ATTILA THE HUN December 3, 2020

Squished Lizard

A squished lizard is when a dude presses his dick up against a glass panel ( i.e window )

I thought i had a peeping tom so i was keeping a close eye on the window, when i next looked up there was a squished lizard looking up at me.

by dark sunshine March 8, 2009