Lonking

using a remote control button to lock a vehicle and simultaneously honk the horn

My neighbors pollute the soundscape with their habitual lonking

by bagootie February 6, 2022

Lonkey

Overall someone who is silly, goofy, and whimsical both mentally and physically

Person A: “Look at that silly boy”
Person B: “I know, what a lonkey little guy!”

by meevin March 22, 2022

Lonket

One very long ket(Cat)

Wow that lonket is very long

by NonoNotReally June 23, 2022

lonky

When you’re a bit angry and need some attention

Man: ‘ugh get lost’
Other Man: ‘oooh someone’s lonky :(‘

by tsumasakisuki October 4, 2022

Lonkey

A slang term for the act of being lonely.

Jamie felt very lonkey at Sixth Form.

by Gingerlewis0707 October 15, 2024

lonkish

something that is long but happens to be wonky.

that snake over there has a broken back, it looks lonkish.

by Wonkolish July 29, 2024

Lonker

A very smart, cool, and amazing person. The opposite of a plonker.

“I gotta say, this guy is quite a lonker for knowing how to fix computers. It’s awesome.

by S4NGU1NE January 6, 2026