loping the mule

Jacking off. Chocking the chicken. spanking the monkey. pumping your pud. Chaseing the weasel. beating your meat.

Last night I woke up and she was lopeing my mule. It spit at her and she spit back.

by David October 27, 2003

Lombing

(pron. Lahm-bing) To Lomb. To do anything.

If you are reading this right now, you are lombing.

by MWade893 November 22, 2010

writing login pages

Originally written by Jonathan Coulton in his 2005 song "Code Monkey", Writing Login Pages is a euphemism for the monotony of computer programming and software engineering work. Thousands of STEM students will find themselves in soulless jobs where they will never complete a more challenging task than a traditionally simple thing like writing a login page.

I spent $80,000 on a degree that I thought would bring in good money doing something I'm passionate about. Instead I'm writing login pages.

by my name is not billy December 29, 2020

Lobiath

A variation of the Biblical mythical sea creature "Leviathan."

Other variations:
Lobi
Biath
Lobe
Lobby
Biath
Lobiathon
Lobs
Lobes
Lobemeister

And the Lobiath swallowed the fisherwoman into the watery depths.

by Lobiath February 18, 2004

Loin Roll

On excessively obese individuals, a roll of fat that hangs down below the belly and over the pubic region.

TeeJay's loin roll had become so immense, he could no longer see his penis without using a hand mirror.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

lojine

Hottest girl ever!!!! She is funny, nice and has the best intentions. She is known for her sassy attitude but is still loved by everyone. Lojine is a one of a kind friend and everybody has that one friend like Lojine and you can't live without her. She is always there for you. Guys want to fuck her right away when they see her and always trying to get her . Lojine is a smart person escpically in math. She has the most beautiful eyes you will ever see and has long beautiful hair . Her looks are to die for . Lojine is loved by everyone and continues to roam this earth. Be careful she might be too sassy for you niggas. Lol ahhkay

Damn I need a Lojine .
Yeah you do she is the best

by Sassybish June 24, 2014

lobiss

another term for junkie; crackhead; wino.

Man, your actin like a lobiss...are you on drugs?!?!

by Anthony Vierra September 13, 2006