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Empty Set of Loafers

In middle management a person who thinks that they know what they are doing but in reality they have no clue of what is actually going on.
That guy thinks that he knows what he is doing but he is an empty set of Loafers.
by Coop1964 October 30, 2015
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brown loaf

To brown loaf (one word): the act of leaving your unflushed crap in the toilet with the lid closed, so the next person to use the toilet is shocked and disgusted when he or she opens the lid to use it. The act of brown loafing takes commitment, as the person who brown loafs must sit through their entire crap without doing a self-courtesy flush.
I want to get my roommate back for that feather and shaving cream prank, so I'm going to brown loaf him tomorrow.
by El Duderino Supremo October 30, 2007
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Light in the Loafers

Refers to a male who is perceived to be gay or homosexual. Specifically a man that has fashion sense, and a cheerful disposition. Loafers refers to shoes. It is implied that the individual is about to fly away like a fairy.
by IrateLiberal December 30, 2011
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Menstrual Loaf

1. (n) A chunk of menstruation that is attached to a tampon.

2. (n) Salmon that has not been de-boned and has been left out in the sun too long.
I pulled my motherfucking tampon out of my coochie and an economy-sized slice of menstrual loaf landed on the floor.
by Mikey Dee August 3, 2005
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hollywood loaf

As Shelly sat on my lap I could'nt help developing a hollywood loaf
by fuad ramses January 30, 2004
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mega loaft

When something takes an insanely long time to do something or just pushes it off or procrastinates until they have to do it.
mega loafter, mega loafting
I have a biology lab to do....but im mega loafting by being on facebook.........lame
by megaloafter September 11, 2009
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burnt loaf

To take a dump, orpinch a loaf in a plastic bag, place in a microwave and set cook time to indefinite. Common prank in college dormitories.
"Dorm is boring tonight, let's leave the girls floor a burnt loaf."
by Moses the Man August 31, 2008
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