Lumpy Goat

The act of bringing a diseased goat into the bedroom and engaging in a threesome with said goat and your partner.

Bro 1:Yo, I pulled a lumpy goat on my girlfriend and she went along with it!

Bro 2: Wow , you're lucky. My girlfriend dumped me when I tried it.

by BirdIsTheWord23 December 31, 2012

lumpy stain

The action of half farting half shitting yourself to release the substance of a solid nugget of shit but staining your underwear at the same time

Person A: ugh I dont feel so well.

Person B: Do you have a lumpy stain?

Person A: probably... can you check

by charliethomas May 17, 2015

limp zeppelin

A used and publicly discarded condom.

Growing up, we had our own lovers lane in my town which was really a muddy parking lot, full of trash, empty booze bottles and limp zeppelins as far as the eyes could see.

by Jimmy Dink March 16, 2017

Lippy Dippy

The female equivalent of a "sloppy toppy"

When they are licking on the clit
And dip their tongue in

Ayo, I heard Chad gave Chiara a mean lippy dippy

by xXx_UrbanLord_xXx April 29, 2021

lispy

Lispy is a term for serial hackers.

Lispy was deprived after a organization known as LispySec after the hacker known as GBO Lispy decided to breach his way into the Kali Linux system where he was able to reverse a funny packet controlling the PCLORD membrane.

"Hey that LISPY kid over there just simmed me"
"Are you LISPY or just a skid?"

by LSEC August 31, 2021

limp paw

When a woman does not grip a penis tightly enough when she gives a handjob.

Sally used only the tips of her fingers to rub Donald's dick, and it didn't make Donald feel good. Donald said, "Sally, this feels like you have a limp paw."

by Holler at a Scholar January 5, 2007

Trumpy Lumpy

The act of A porn star spanking your ass with a magazine that has your face and likeness on the cover, and you flip her over and hit it red-assed and raw dog.

“Awww shit, Stormy Daniels just gave Donald Trump a Trumpy Lumpy”

“Naw way!”

“Yeah dawg, he hit that shit without a rubber!”

by MyLump May 17, 2018