lightsabers

the light thingy that star wars geeks orgasm over.

When you watch them fight with lightsabers ... It's like an erection; It's cool, and you just want to play with one

by Stephanie February 6, 2005

lightsaber

A light up dildo.

I just got the best lightsaber from the XXX toy shop today... it works my pussy good!

by G Dawg Girl January 22, 2004

lightsaber duel

When you and your friend continuously touch dicks and make the famous lightsaber noise

Jay: Hey Tom fancy a lightsaber duel?
Tom: yeah sure!
-Both dicks touch as lightsaber noises are made-

by Eggytom June 4, 2017

lightsaber

A sword-like weapon from Star Wars. Available from Master Replicas.

I got a lightsaber!

by master replicas November 9, 2003

Irish lightsaber

A broken off beer or liquor bottle, (in some instances, a broken pool cue) used as a jagged weapon in a fight. Usually the person brandishing it is Irish, pissed off, and swings it around like a lightsaber.

I nearly got cut in the face with an Irish lightsaber when the soccer hooligans were rioting outside the bar.

by Dr. Claw February 8, 2009

Lightsaber

1. A fictional weapon from Star Wars, which resembles a sword, with the longer part glows.
2. A term used when the like/dislike bar in a video (usually Youtube) resembles a lightsaber, due to its shape. It should at least have a couple dislikes in a video with a good amount of likes to make one, and vice versa.
3. A slang for a penis.

1. My dad just bought me a lightsaber.
2. Dude, Hans' video just got some sort of lightsaber.
3. Oh my.... your lightsaber is that big!

by LY Lee November 9, 2016

lightshade

The term "Lightshade" is used to call someone a fanatic for the 1980s and the retrowave style. Things such as 80s cars, neon lights, and David Hasselhoff easily please any Lightshade deeply. Anything from the 1990s and beyond however is hated by a Lightshade.

I was talking to this dude, he was wearing a Hawaiian shirt, khakis, and he even had a mullet....

Does he like Knight Rider?
Yeah.
He's a Lightshade.

by Not_cybernetic_alex September 3, 2017