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R/lightmodepatrol

I know it’s a joke but it is the f*cking stupidest joke of all time
Person: *posts a meme on reddit*
Other Person: R/LIGHTMODEPATROL OPEN UP!
by Kenny’s alt account January 8, 2021
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Alec Lightwood

Literally the hottest book character ever. However, Malec can not be split up, sh he shall remain with Magnus Bane.
by Fan.boy.for.real January 15, 2021
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Lit like a lighthouse

When a person feels overwhelmed by energy, heat, and extreme thrist from doing Illegal drugs such as coke or meth.
Hey Justine did you see German walking in the alley in this freezing temperature at 3am? He's lit like a lighthouse.
by Julloa7 January 17, 2018
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Alexander Gideon Lightwood

Alexander Lightwood, also known as Alec Lightwood, is a fictional character in Cassandra Clare's shadowhunter series. Parabatai and loyal friends to Jace Herondale, his mother and father were members of Valentine's "circle" before realizing the terrors he could create. His younger sister, Isabelle (whom he is very protective of) has a close acquaintance with vampires. But Alec himself doesn't seem to be able to find love until he meets Magnus Bane, the high warlock of Brooklyn. At first it is thought that he a strong attraction to his parabatai, Jace, but after realizing that it's against the law to fall in love with your parabatai, and that Jace is straight, Alec lashes out in anger only to find Magnus. He comes out to everyone by Magnus crashing his wedding to Lydia Branwell, and walking down the isle towards Magnus and kissing him. Alec is a hard working 23 year old man, who is dedicated to his duties as a shadowhunter, but mostly dedicated to his love, Magnus, and his friends and family.
Raising his blue eyes level to Magnus' cat eyed ones. "Your beautiful" he said. Magnus smiles at him. "I love you, Alexander Gideon Lightwood".
by iridescent_not_that_descent September 16, 2020
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lightsocket

The act of inserting barbed wire carefully down the dick hole with extreme force. Then urinate, with the barbed wire in the penis hole, onto a light socket while standing on a nice wet floor (Preferably 4 or more inches of water with additives like acid for extra burning on the feet and a layer of exacto knifes glued upright on the floor for extreme cutting of the feet)
Life sucks so much I'm going to lightsocket myself tonight.
by acarpish March 26, 2008
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lightbody

a type of person - a musical type, usually Irish, who doesn't care much for their appearance and is often unlucky in love.
Pete Doherty has become such a lightbody since Kate left him!
by Georgina111 April 9, 2008
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lighthouse louie

the hottest snail around. lives in a haunted lighthouse just like spingebibs toaster, also thinks this place needs a good scrub.
by ISABELLAISTHEBADDESTBITCH January 31, 2021
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