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lightswitched

OMG JEREMY, YOU LIGHTSWITCHED FRANNIE?!!?!!!
by fewfbpewa November 26, 2009
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lightswitch

when a guy and a girl is on and off from a relationship like a lightswitch
i cant beleive you guys lightswitch relationship!
by lrnzo April 16, 2004
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Hiroshima Lightswitch

A fictional device "invented" by 2 mentally retarded KKK members in 2013. It would supposedly kill all Muslims in their sleep. Although the device never existed, just thinking about it was enough to get them arrested by equally mentally retarded FBI agents.
A Hiroshima lightswitch will kill all Muslims, I think.
by Resbot Magnesium June 19, 2013
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lightswitch

something you call when you burp...then you call safety if you not near a lightswitch or don't feel like getting up...and if you don't grab and touch a lightswitch then someone gets to punch you:)
BUUURRRPP!!!!!
"lightswitch...."
"saftey"
by eggss and bacon April 6, 2008
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lichtswitch

a total idiot or fuck up. one that does half assed work or doesn't put forth any effort.
you're just a total lichtswitch.
by Gang Lu July 17, 2004
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Lichtswitch

Thanks for pulling a Lichtswitch on the design job!
by Gang Lu July 17, 2004
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lightswitching

When a woman purposefully and successfully turns a man on.
"Lightswitching" often happens when the male and female are alone or in a secluded place(such as someone's house, forest, park etc)

The female will often compliment the male in a seductive manner, by saying she likes your pants or shirt, saying you smell good, saying the male has beautiful eyes, bending over, taking off her jacket and so on.
"You smell amazing"
"stop lightswitching me, bitch!"
by bowchikawowwoow February 4, 2010
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