lecture

An act of passing on information at one's leisure, and although it is meant to get through to one's head, it ends up pissing them off anyway.

"I hate it when my older brother lectures me. He treats me like I'm his son. I'm not dammit! Also, make sure you don't tell him what to do when he's driving; his ego shows when he's behind the wheel and he will lecture you to the max if you act like a backseat-driver even at the MOST MINOR situation."
-me

by Dave July 14, 2004

lactating male

A touchy-feely guy who cries at the drop of a hat and who loves rom-coms.

That poor, pussy-whipped fucker is a lactating male for sure.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 14, 2019

Lactation

The secretion of milk from the mammary glands. A common fetish

Ooh shit, i'm lactating!

by Tom May 2, 2003

lecture

to browbeat someone with harsh criticism

Don't lecture me on how to do things.

by Gerard Irick March 19, 2010

Lecia

Beautiful girl with long blond hair. Loves giving back to the community.

Enjoy spending time in the outdoors. Hobbies include feeding sheep and hunting.

She real and a real friend when you need one.

*a secret weapon when fighting for world peace

Girl: "How can we make this world a better place?"
Boy: "By being Lecia"

by Vlinderkie04 June 20, 2016

Lactating wombat

Lactating wombat is the term given to a short, round, aged and loud man that has no discernable good looks and bears the resemblance of a wombat. He has mild erectile dysfunctions along with sore, tender nipples which leak prefusely.

"man, that guy just keeps talking, and look at the wet patches on his shirt!, he looks like a lactating wombat"

by Control-room Bloke April 2, 2010

erotic lactation

Suckin' some milk providing titties sexually!

Having a new baby isn't all bad, me and my wife can now engage in some erotic lactation!

by dunnomanatallyall February 27, 2014