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Leonel Messi

the greatest footballer of all time. He is gifted by God. He was born in Rosario, Argentina on June 24, 1987. He 31 years old. His sons are Mateo Messi, Ciro Messi, and Thiago Messi. His wife is Antonella Roccuzzo. He plays for Barcelona and Argentina (international club). His biggest rival is Christiano Ronaldo, is compared to Messi, but he is nothing like Messi.
fan1: Ronaldo scores at the 88' minute, It's tied
(two minutes later) fan2: Gooooaaaaallll Leonel Messi scores last second to make it 3-2 Barcelona won. Messi is the king of clasicos
by Messithebest trust me November 12, 2018
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Lebanese

A group of people who originate from the eastern Mediterranean country of Lebanon, which constitutes part of the Levant. The majority of Lebanese are of Phoenician heritage. The Phoenician ancestors of the Lebanese are also the prominent genotype of a large portion of the Mediterranean basin including large portions of Italy, Greece, Malta extending all the way to Cornwall in Wales (UK).

There are 19 different religious sects in Lebanon, a country of less than 4 million. Physically, Lebanese tend to be fair skinned, with either brown, green or blue eyes and dark brown, brown, sandy, or red hair. Blond blue-eyed Lebanese comprise approximately 10-15% of the population as many Lebanese carry characteristics of Crusader invaders from Northern and Central Europe.

There are 4 times as many Lebanese outside of Lebanon as there are in the country itself. Nine million reside in Brazil alone and this diaspora constitutes 25% of Brazil's parliament.

The Lebanese diaspora has been immensely successful in politics, business, entertainment and academia (with several Nobel Laureates of Lebanese Background). Some of the wealthiest men/families in the world are of Lebanese Ancestry.
That guy must be awesome because he's Lebanese.
by paradiso November 11, 2009
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Siena Leone

someone who is extremely sexy. she can ALWAYS make you laugh...
by your SM! September 14, 2003
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Lebanese Bike Ride

When You pull on a chicks nipples and lick her pussy at the same time
by JC From here July 17, 2006
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Lebanese Driving License

A driving license that is granted by the so-called Lebanese Republic and which in 70% of the cases does not require passing a driving test or even be there. You just have to pay like a 100 $ to a crook who knows somebody at the automobile registration authority and your driving license is granted.

If you pay 120 $ it can be delivered to your own home.
John: Bitch that's a one way street, who the fuck gave you a that lebanese driving license?

Bitch: Paul. for 125 $ he delivered it too. Who gave you yours?

John: Mohamed, but I only paid 100 $
by Abou Louci January 8, 2012
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Lebanese politician

A scandalous, horrendous, abominable, disgusting, abhorrent, hideous, irresponsible and pathetic creatures that worship money.
This man is pathetic and greedy, he should be a Lebanese politician.
Examples: Aoun, Hariri, Joumblat, Beri
by Sourayya May 3, 2020
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SIMON LEBON

Quite Simply the Sexiest Man with the most Sensual Voice on this Planet.

Oh, Yeah, and also the lead vocalist of the 80's band, Duran Duran.
It is my dream to fuck Simon LeBon while listening to *Hungry Like The Wolf*, in *Rio* on *Planet Earth* as my *Reflex* makes his pants *Come Undone* while *Saving a Prayer* for the *Wild Boys* during a *New Moon on Monday*. *Nortorious*......
by V August 2, 2004
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