a fish that produces a nearly parallel, nearly monochromatic, and coherent beam of light by exciting atoms to a higher energy level and causing them to radiate their energy in phase.
TOM:
"That fish just emitted a nearly parallel, nearly monochromatic, and coherent beam of light by exciting atoms to a higher energy level and causing them to radiate their energy in phase."
PHIL:
"That's because it's a laser fish, dummy."
"That fish just emitted a nearly parallel, nearly monochromatic, and coherent beam of light by exciting atoms to a higher energy level and causing them to radiate their energy in phase."
PHIL:
"That's because it's a laser fish, dummy."
by Pierce Hite February 1, 2008
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Laser refers to Lysergic acid: the precursor in LSD-25
(Laser also refers to the vivid light and sounds that can appear to look and sound like lasers while under the affect of LSD)
Paper refers to the blotter paper in which acid is absorbed into
Laser refers to Lysergic acid: the precursor in LSD-25
(Laser also refers to the vivid light and sounds that can appear to look and sound like lasers while under the affect of LSD)
Paper refers to the blotter paper in which acid is absorbed into
After eating two pieces of laser paper the walls started to move. After eating four pieces I shot lasers from my eyes and finger tips.
The laser paper is your ticket to ride the mind roller coaster.
The laser paper is your ticket to ride the mind roller coaster.
by hitosha May 10, 2011
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Leasel is complicated woman. She is outgoing and a natural people-person, but also lives for her alone time. Leasel loves music, dancing and singing, although you're lucky to catch her singing out loud...she is uncharacteristically shy in that way. Leasel has a huge heart and would do just about anything to help another. She loves her friends and family fiercely and will go to bat for them without hesitation.
Leasel is easily angered and will not sit quietly when she feels offended or mistreated. Do not mistake her kindness for weakness. This quick temper cools just as fast; she is also easily forgiving.
Leasel is a passionate, driven woman with big dreams and when she sets her mind and heart on something, you can bet she'll do whatever it takes to acheive it. It would be wise to hold on to a Leasel if you find one. Like her rare name, she is one of a kind.
Leasel is easily angered and will not sit quietly when she feels offended or mistreated. Do not mistake her kindness for weakness. This quick temper cools just as fast; she is also easily forgiving.
Leasel is a passionate, driven woman with big dreams and when she sets her mind and heart on something, you can bet she'll do whatever it takes to acheive it. It would be wise to hold on to a Leasel if you find one. Like her rare name, she is one of a kind.
Hello, my name is Leasel.
by Flowher16 December 22, 2016
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A type of fart that sounds like a laser. Somewhat rare. Tends to mainly be a girl's fart, though it is unknown why.
by Seraphxzero December 26, 2007
Get the Gas Laser mug.A technology that is useful for creating high-intensity, coherent, unidirectional light.
It works like this: Atoms of a particular material are excited (given energy) by various means (usually by applying a current); when more atoms in this material are 'excited' than 'stable' a light beam is passed through the material which causes the 'excited' atoms to revert back to their 'stable' state (sometimes in stages); this stimulates the emission of additional light; the process is repeated until the light beam is amplified to the desired energy, at which stage it leaves the system.
It works like this: Atoms of a particular material are excited (given energy) by various means (usually by applying a current); when more atoms in this material are 'excited' than 'stable' a light beam is passed through the material which causes the 'excited' atoms to revert back to their 'stable' state (sometimes in stages); this stimulates the emission of additional light; the process is repeated until the light beam is amplified to the desired energy, at which stage it leaves the system.
by Leelo Dallas Multipass December 18, 2005
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Man I was so horny last night I cranked that laser-cum all over her face...and that was while I was on my knees!
by Sammy Nutt July 4, 2010
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