wank-a-lank

When something is very very bad, or wank.

Ben: Ah mate, i well have to work sunday.

Biz: Thats fucking wank-a-lank mate.
by BizBiz December 17, 2006
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LankE

A “LankE” can be defined 2 ways. It can either be a silly looking dodo bird, with a very sassy attitude.

Or “LankE” can simply mean that you want my dick.

Peep my soundcloud.
The Wild LankE was discovered near the pool, being a sassy little bitch.
by WorkPants September 04, 2018
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Lanked

For someone ton be totally sacked in a fight
by mikey_jackson December 12, 2016
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Jo lankes

- und Koseform von Mädchennamen, die mit "Jo" beginnen wie Johanna, Joan, Jolanthe, Josefa, Josefine etc. Jolanthe, Jolanda, setzt sich zusammenaus der griechischen Sprache Jola

Die haben oft ein so genantest ADHS Aufmerksamkeits-Defizit-Hyperaktivitäts-Störung. Unaufmerksamkeit, Hyperaktivität und Impulsivität sind die Hauptmerkmale.
Geht bitte raus bitte jo

Jo lankes liebt mcfit und schafft 120 kg bankdrucken
by Yashin hamami June 03, 2020
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What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025
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Long lank

a very long and lanky boi but a very good friendo who has a lot of friendos including a small boi and a medium-sized boi
Me: Oi oi u Long lank
Long lank: Wassup boi
by gam3ral June 17, 2019
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lank god

Someone who is really skinny and or lengthy in every way shape and form. They can be classified as So lengthy that they even look malformed and awkward in appearance.
Kevin Durant is a straight up lank god!

Bol Bol be looking like a lank god.

After she slept with Evan last night she claimed she was sore because he was a lank god.
by Nateg123 November 28, 2017
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