the lamper

The lamper is a delicate process in which you remove the lampshade from a lamp, turn it on, and shove it up your partners ass. You then proceed to electrify your dick or pussy and make your lover perform oral on you as you watch them writhe with the electricity pulsing through them

Dude I gave her the lamper of her life!

by Zolophanz November 6, 2014

lambertville high school

An old High School in Lambertville, NJ. Popular weird NJ site. Erected in the 1800's, it burned down twice but a large part of the building is still standing and stable.
A lot of kids go there to explore, fight, or smoke marijuana.

Bri: Let's go to Lambertville High School and smoke a blunt.
Jess: Good idea! There will probably be other kids smoking marijuana also and we can match up.

by Jexxxica September 4, 2008

lager bomb

Terrible poo that comes out of you the morning after a beer induced drunkfest. Could also be farts during the same period.

"Dude you may want to leave my office, i got hammered last night and i am dropping some serious lager bombs in here"

by pwedgie March 26, 2006

lamerage

Adjective, used to describe something or someone, who/that is somewhere between lame and average (but still slightly closer to lame);
lame + average = lamerage!

I can't think of any better examples. I'm soooo lamerage!

by Besh Von Enic January 12, 2009

Lammersed

Being Lammersed means to be contacted by a socially awkward person around the clock. The Lammers will often call and text at all hours of the day and night but will not have the courage to come hang out. When a Lammers does work up the courage to hang out the Lammers will often stare into space with the mouth slightly open. All Lammers are mouth breathers but not all mouth breathers are Lammers. A Lammers will often contact people on your facebook who the Lammers does not know and try to get them to hang out. Being Lammersed also includes having your statuses liked within seconds of being posted on Facebook. Being Lammersed starts as a mild annoyance but soon grows into a social handicap as the Lammers will tell your friends on your facebook that the Lammers is your best pal. The Lammers will often find phone numbers off of facebook and contact the owner of the phone number, this results in the owner of the phone number being creeped out and you then looking bad because the Lammers claims he is your best pal. A Lammers has a genetic inability to take a hint or figure out they are the butt of the joke.

Being Lammersed often makes you wonder if it is a giant fucking joke, because nobody can be this messed up. But if it is real, only a society as messed up as ours could create such a person. Extreme cases of being Lammersed often end in violence, John Hinckley Jr. style.

I posted those pictures of my cousin's 15th birthday and within two seconds they were Lammersed by some Lammers. The Lammers then tried to get my cousin's number.

by Richard Dickletter November 9, 2010

Lamerianish

Lamerianish is kind of accent that related to Lammers person who can not pronounce software names,especially who they have faulty lips...
Also this accent is self-explanatory as you see.

Boroup suite is kind of Lamerianish dialect as you see !

by Leepaz October 12, 2018

Adam Lambert

A past performer in American Idol (runner-up). He already released his first album "For Your Entertainment" a while back and has already done tours. His hit singles are "For Your Entertainment", "If I had You" and "What Do You Want From Me" written by P!nk a former singer and songwriter. He does have an upcoming 2 album although no exact date for it has been set or said as far as I know. He is well known for his "outrageous" performance in the American Music Awards. Lots of fans and supporters said that this performance was not as bad as everybody has made it seem (I agree.) Adam Lambert also performed and recorded a song written by former superstar Lady Gaga, the title of the song is: Fever. It was given a lot of positive feedback but wasn't a single he also performed a song written by Muse (also well known). Adam has obviously been very successful but the real controversial time was when the rumor of him being homosexual started after a leaked picture of him was exposed in the Internet. Adam admitted to this rumor say: "I'm Gay, I never tried to hide it and I really don't think anyone would be shocked by it" In Rolling stone magazine. He was surprised and pleased by all the support that he got afterwards (I am a fan and him being gay never made me think of him any more or any less of an artist.)

Adam Lambert is an amazing performer with a big voice!

The starting of all the "Glamberts"

by Musiclover4115 July 24, 2011