adj. lam·er, lam·est
1.Weak and ineffectual; unsatisfactory
2.Eli Rothand the Films he directs, most notably Hostel.
Hostel was so lame that my existence doesn't feel validated so I will kill myself in the most gruesome way possible, except with a blowtorch....which is lame.
Guy: Hey, lets play an online virtual pets game.
2ndGuy: Virtual pets games are so Neopets.
Guy: I know, I was kidding, I'd rather suck on a car's tailpipe. Let's go get a pizza and do something that actually is cool.