DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN

This is from Family Guy.
It is meant to be German, but is actually wrong, since the word "werdest" is not even a German word at all.

DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN

The correct sentence would be: "Du wirst eine Krankenschwester brauchen".

(You will need a nurse.)

by sentrio January 23, 2009

kankle

Something to call a girl that is super annoying and just obnoxious. This mainly be used against horse girls or emos.

That girl just lectured me for an hour about how cute her horse is... she is such a kankle, I can't wait to never see her again.

by kikiandyolanda August 18, 2019

Kankles

When the calf is merged with the foot and the person has no ankle. They are like coffee cans.

That girl is so fat and she has kankles to top it off.

by D Baron June 11, 2007

kankles

when the ankle bone is not defined on the leg,thus it is a kankle!!

looks like u only have a calf and then foot!!!!ya dont have to be fat to have them!!its just a default!

by zlim July 28, 2005

kankle

where the calf fat ends and the ankle fat starts. It's like two seperate countries forming to make one huge giant nasty country.

damn dude look at that kankle!!

yeah thats fucking gross i cant tell where the calf fat ends and the ankle fat starts

by kanklejudgefudge June 19, 2009

kankles

the freakish comingling of ankles and calves which forms a long, blob-like arc down a fatty's leg.

Chris Wimer has kankles.

by bee-dub December 28, 2005

Kankles

where your ankles look really fat and like "kegs," hence Kankles... (kegs and ankles)

"wow her ankles look HUGE in this photo"
"yeah, just like kegs..."
"LOL, cronic KANKLES"

by Sarah Coolbeans December 18, 2009