Will pound you so good that you lose all function of your legs for a long time because he did you so good
"Bro come on are you drunk? Why can't you walk straight?" "Oh sorry. My boyfriend pulled a dirty kolten last night, it was wicked"
by krillman December 6, 2020
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Alyssa: Omg i met this guy and I just broke up with him and he just dated me for my ass and cuz I was hot
Jayda: that is a Kolten
Jayda: that is a Kolten
by UISHOh February 16, 2018
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Get the Kolton mug.Kolton is rather large (not in the pants), he's normally very friendly and particularly more friendly to his guy friends if you know what I mean. A little on the feminine side and his "shlong" he claims to have is nothing more than a couple inches of chodeness
by Batman May 13, 2014
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He will break his girlfriend's heart but his ex will love him 4 ever because he is so handsome/hot
He will break his girlfriend's heart but his ex will love him 4 ever because he is so handsome/hot
by Dammit Joshua April 29, 2019
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by Koltonisacutecouple June 12, 2018
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