cracked like a koi fish

While being cracked out of your mind yet still performing. Similar to how a koi fish swim in a small pond cracked out of its mind but still performing.
Som’ shit Brad says

Or
Fuck boi you are cracked like a koi fish.

Or
Bro I was watching reel rock and I was cracked like a koi fish.
by SonOfAMish October 08, 2021
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Koi no Hime Hime Pettanko

"Hey x, wanna see me farm the hell out of Koi no Hime Hime Pettanko?"
"Sure"

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by raeBanuL April 23, 2021
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Koi deep sea diver

A person who deep sea dives in koi ponds. The person does this to find koi and collect their belongings.
Michaela is a koi deep sea diver and collects koi fish.
by Koi koi koi June 29, 2019
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The failure on a friend's part to step in and prevent a terrible situation from happening. In most instances, the friend not only fails to prevent the situation from happening, but makes an observable effort not to help. This is an allusion to The Office Episode where Jim leans back and allows Michael Scott to fall into a koi pond.
Dude I can't believe you didn't do anything back there. Way to let me fall into the koi pond, "friend"
by TRL0 November 12, 2009
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Also known as Love, Chunibyo and Other Delusions it is an amazing anime filled with romance, drama, comedy and action. Its the best anime.
Person 1:Hey, have you seen Chuunibyou Demo Koi ga Shitai!
Person 2:Yes, Its the best anime ever!
by Van!shment February 19, 2021
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A Koi

“A Koi” Is Making The General Chat In A Discord Server’s Cooldown 6 Hours Thinking It Will Go Back To Normal For Everyone Once They Change It Back.
Ferret Did A Koi”
or
Do You Remember When Ferret Did A Koi?”
by AFDN December 23, 2021
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Arminian Koi Carp

1) large and expensive species of carp – eats a lot
2) a character in the Arminian mythology. Going back to the writing of Plinius the Elder and originating from the Japanese word for lover 'koibito' – hortcut koi

3) user of the online banking service Revolut

4) Italo-German Individual sharing a flat with a sex addicted and neurotic baron, a communist but still hating his 9to5 job Greek, and an Arab who thinks he is Italian.
i) "Look that guy looks like Wilson Gonzales Ochsenknecht, he must be an Arminian Koi Carp!"
ii) "Save the Arminian Koi Carp!"
iii) "An Arminian Koi Carp called me today. He wouldn't stop talking about this thing called Revolut."
iv) "Hello, I am a Arminian Koi Carp"
by Not an Arminian Koi Carp May 28, 2018
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