cracked like a koi fish

While being cracked out of your mind yet still performing. Similar to how a koi fish swim in a small pond cracked out of its mind but still performing.

Som’ shit Brad says

Or
Fuck boi you are cracked like a koi fish.

Or
Bro I was watching reel rock and I was cracked like a koi fish.

by SonOfAMish October 7, 2021

Koi no Hime Hime Pettanko

The national anthem of the rhythm game osu!

"Hey x, wanna see me farm the hell out of Koi no Hime Hime Pettanko?"
"Sure"

HIME HIME (HIME), SUKI SUKI DAISUKI, HIME (HIME), KIRA KIRA RIN 🌟, OOKIKU NAARE MAHOU KAKETE MO, HIME WA HIME NANAO HIME NANODA, HIME HIME, RAABU HIME FAITO 🌟

by raeBanuL April 23, 2021

Koi deep sea diver

A person who deep sea dives in koi ponds. The person does this to find koi and collect their belongings.

Michaela is a koi deep sea diver and collects koi fish.

by Koi koi koi June 29, 2019

Let me fall into the koi pond

The failure on a friend's part to step in and prevent a terrible situation from happening. In most instances, the friend not only fails to prevent the situation from happening, but makes an observable effort not to help. This is an allusion to The Office Episode where Jim leans back and allows Michael Scott to fall into a koi pond.

Dude I can't believe you didn't do anything back there. Way to let me fall into the koi pond, "friend"

by TRL0 November 11, 2009

Chuunibyou Demo Koi ga Shitai

Also known as Love, Chunibyo and Other Delusions it is an amazing anime filled with romance, drama, comedy and action. Its the best anime.

Person 1:Hey, have you seen Chuunibyou Demo Koi ga Shitai!
Person 2:Yes, Its the best anime ever!

by Van!shment February 19, 2021

Koi

Koi is a really pasive girl, she is really kind when you are kind too, even if she is not really a talker girl you can enjoy with her, sometimes she act inocent but she have some things hidden and don't try to know what she is hidding, she loves drawing and hearing music, her hair is black and usually use bows, her brown eyes don't really resalt her but she don't care about that, she knows that her name is really singular but she thinks that her name is speacial, i love you Koi

Person 1:Is that Koi?
Person 2:Yes, she is and she is my friend
person 1:I think her is a little weird
Person 2:Don't say that, she is very kind

by i need to go now September 20, 2022

Fixing the koi pond

A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.

"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"

by AnonymousSynonymous April 8, 2022