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just kidding

A meaningless phrase spouted out after an insult or confession, the literal meaning of which roughly translates either to "Fuck, I shouldn't have said that," or "I'm completely serious." Used often by annoying teenage girls.
Sister: Hey, Doug. I hate you. Just kidding.
Doug: Yeah by this point I think we all know what "just kidding" means.

Girlfriend: I have something important to tell you... I'm not really a virgin... Just kidding!
Doug: Who did you do it with and when?
by Implying713 July 6, 2011
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kiddingly

to be in the act of joking. in a failing attempt.
why did he roostrer walk across the street? to get to the other side your joke was not funny i know i was kiddingly.
by MINTY FRESH GUY. August 3, 2011
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When someone's dog shits on the front lawn right in front of a home owner, while I laugh. Why???? Lol, because the dog shits and the dog owner picks it up, total intentional jester, funny as hell, but r u kidding me???? Can't we all just get along ( not a Rodney King Reference). WTF well the world's a crazy place!
I don't know how you have those training skills, but obviously you know more than you've been given credit for, I saw your dog shit on my lawn and I was like r u kidding dog lawn shitting lol I'M SO CONFUSED!!!?????!!!!????the funniest part is that you picked it up quick as it dropped.
by marioM July 25, 2019
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Kidding

Jake: Oh God, Jenny, I'm kidding.

Jenny: Kid on my face Jake hurry.
by BigBoyPauseBoy January 20, 2018
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Kidding

The act of committing one or more pedophile acts in a row.
"Hey Bill What Were You Doing?" Bill:"Oh I just Got Done Kidding"
by As Known As "The Fonz" August 13, 2009
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pre-kidding

The action that comes before talking or dealing jokingly with; also known as pre-banter; pre-jest
I was pre-kidding Frank, I was preparing the joke and you just ruined it.
by Frank Quintero January 10, 2016
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Viktor Kolding

"I just met Viktor Kolding" "WOW, the milf hunter?"
by Jegerengodreng April 17, 2018
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