knuter valve

The part of any mechanical device that is not working.

"Did you check the knuter valve? It's the brass thing underneath the pipe thingy.

by Michael Palmer May 3, 2005

knuth

they have a big penis and usaully is a mac daddy pimp.he is the coolest funniest guy you will ever meet.

omg you should have heard elissa last night she must have been with wes knuth from class he is so a knuth.

by flyingwes....bigdick.knuth November 27, 2011

knutsack

a type of nut that can only be sprouted in New England and Norway. It loves to sprout during mating season because it looks like a sack of nuts. This plant attracts lonely female animals.

Look at those luscious Knutsack plants!

by aliknut December 17, 2010

Ligma Tau Knuts

A fraternity where one is required during pledge to butt chug a fifth of Tito's. The hookups are unbelievable! If you have a chance to hookup with a Ligma Taught Knut's fraternity boy imagine a gay bloody ass pounding. They'll pound your intestines right out and you won't be able to shit for days! LTK

Commonly mistaken as Sigma Tau Kappa.

Person 1: "Did you hear about Ligma Tau Knuts?"

Person 2: "Yeah I heard they have the gayest parties and give out free Titos!"

by LTK_313_the_big_d January 11, 2020

Pulling a Knutson

To Pull a Knutson you must hang out and do stuff to a women for more than an hour's time, but in return your woman does nothing to you, causing SEVERE "Blue Balls" and going home later that night to angrily masterbate with the lights off, your dog, and a jar of peanut butter.

Dear Christ, Nova gave me such blue balls that I ended up pulling a Knutson. My dog, Chex, was not to pleased.

by Chaseaferd September 12, 2010

knutt

ejaculate. especially when having left in an interesting location.

aw hellz, i banged this trick last night. i aint afraid of aids but i aint havin no kids.... so i pulled out and knutted on her cat.

shit, i was with that same chick last tuesday, she passed out while i was banging her so i left a knutt in her peanut butter jar and went home.

i heard jerome was with this skanktra the other night and dropped a nut on her ipod.

word.

by stu in the zoo April 25, 2007

Knutala

Derived from Nutella, you say this when you are too damn lazy and/or stupid to say the original form.

Knutala: Nut-uh-luh

Damn that rich boy got em' a knutala sanwich'

by dakotahbill August 4, 2016