Klondike Spike

To snort an alcoholic beverage up your nose.

The klondike spike got me drunk faster than drinking that shit!

by Blanche Lexington February 5, 2009

Kentucky Fried Klondike Bar

The act of deep frying a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the fried bowel movement.

A person has the option of following a Kentucky fried klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.

I gave Aurelio a Kentucky fried klondike bar last night for about five minutes. When it started to get soft, I gave him a Panamanian petting zoo.

by LameDuck March 28, 2015

Kloud

(Kloud) the most amazing boy on earth . One look and he will steal your heart . Though he has some issues , Kloud will forever be in my heart . Being something than nothing to him is better than nothing . I've seen Kloud on the first day of school , & I instantly fell . I guess you can say I'm in love . It's been 1 in a half years . I can't pin him down , but ill always love him .❤

DAMMM look at (Kloud) he ain't no snack he a full course MEAL! 😍

by Lil Lump April 16, 2018

Klondike gold rush

The last of the great "metal rushes" of the 19th century, from 1897-1899. Notable for occuring in the hostile, subarctic region of the Yukon Territory and parts of Alaska.

The gold rush was immortalized through works of fiction such as The Call of the Wild by Jack London and equally as much by Charlie Chaplin eating his shoe in a skit about it.

The mansion downtown was built by an old prospector who struck it rich up in th Klondike gold rush

by Unusually platinum February 21, 2013

Kloudy

Kloud or Kloudy

the most amazing person on earth . One look and your stuck with them. Though they have some issues , Kloud(y) will forever be in my heart . Being something to them is like walking without feeling pain. Being a friend with them is indescribable it’s truly wonderful.

“Kloudy is a truly wonderful person!”
“I wish I was like Kloudy.”

by ♡ Overalls ♡ November 6, 2020

klondike koosh

While having sex, the girl hangs over the edge of the bed until she is basically standing on her head. Then the man, while on his knees on the bed, begins to ram her hard. While doing this, he is leaning forward and making arm motions and "koosh" sounds as if skiing in the klondike. Really skanky thing to do.

I really want to go skiing, but since it's July, I'll have to settle for the Klondike Koosh.

by Bootyful September 15, 2008

Klondike Bar

The act of shitting into a condom, freezing the condom, and then sexually penetrating a partner with it.

My girlfriend got mad drunk and I gave her three Klondike Bars. Boom!

by NapyCuzinzLLC September 6, 2010