Kibble-Digger

The animal version of a gold digger, usually a cat, that only shows affection towards it's human master(s) when it wants food.

"Your bitch of a cat just scratched the shit out of me when I tried to pet her! Just 5 minutes ago it jumped on my lap and was acting like I was made out of catnip! I fed her, and now she acts like I'm the dog that raped her kittens!"

"Yeah, sorry. She's a total kibble-digger. Got what she wanted and moved on."

by xcelsior! November 30, 2011

Kobbles

When you drank enough Kava that you get the “wobbles.”

Hey man, I’m a little dizzy I have the kobbles.

by RidetheVibes October 20, 2022

Kibble

A giant Ukrainian four-leaved clover that consists of cheese, aluminum, socrates, millenium, glucose, sucrose, and millberry pies.

The night is young, so let's go fetch us some kibble. How'd you like to come, Horatio?

by Jonny Twotime November 9, 2007

Kibble

My friend Kimberly, Kim or Kibble.

Hi Kibble!

by Erin Wanksta June 7, 2003

kibbled

when you feel like you've been put through a meat grinder

I totally fucking mugged out down the stairs yesterday and now I'm all kibbled today

by skampie June 25, 2010

kibbletopia

A place where Kibbletopians live freely.

Oh I want to go to Kibbletopia.

by CaptainKibbles February 25, 2018

kibble head

A crack head

That girl just snorted a line of crack, she’s a kibble head

by EthanHazardsGayCCC July 8, 2019