Kibbleton

A kibbleton, Is normnally the nick name for a Bi-sexual male bass player. He is generaly fooled into liking some female pop stars (e.g. Lady Gaga) And changes his hair all the time but eventually have no hair because of the constant dyeing and straightening. He is also sometimes known to be obsessed with male lead singers in bands (e.
g. You Me At Six) Sometimes wears fringe holders. Likes emos and scene kids.

"Your new nickname is Kibbleton. Its official."

by DanielHixon August 26, 2009

Kibbing

(V) to share information that is supposed to be kept a secret to the wrong individuals.

Are you kibbing me right now?

by Scopemastaflexx November 15, 2018

kibble and bits

n.

1. a food most commonly taken in small quantities; a finger food
2. collectively used to describe something of little importance
3. a brand name dog food (aka Kibble'n'Bits)
4. the male genitalia encompassing both the penis (kibble) and the testicles

1. Did you try the sausage? Not bad for kibble and bits.
2. I really couldn't care less. It's really all kibble and bits anyway.
3. He has the biggest kibble and bits of any man I've had.
4. Why did you buy this cheap dog food? You know he only eats Kibble'n'Bits.

by lbjames January 9, 2004

Shit kibbles

The residue of shit left on a girls ass if she doesn't wipe properly. It usually ends up on your dick when you fuck her in the ass.

Yo lysol ma nigga i was doin jasmine in the ass yesterday and her shit kibbles got all over my shankpiece

by Assfuvker October 8, 2009

Kits and Kibbles

Kits: The male reproductive part (AKA-pennis, dick, etc).

Kibbles: The female reproductive part (AKA-vagina, pussy, box, etc).

Men have the Kits and women have the Kibbles. Time and time again the Kibbles get" toasty" and need to be "roasted." In order for the transition to take place the Kits need to get all "riled up." Once the Kits are riled up, they can proceed to roast the hell outta the Kibbles (duration of roasting varies on the Kits and the Kibbles).

Example 1)
Frank: Bro I need to roast some kibbles real soon.
Brad: Well my man, in order to do that you gotta get your kits all riled up.
Frank: Very true, all I have to do is find some toasty kibbles in needing of a good roast!
Brad: It is the natural course of Kits and Kibbles

Examples 2)
Kayla: I really hope we find some cute guys at the bar tonight. My kibbles are so toasty it is ridiculous!

Taylor: OMG! Same here! At this point I don't even care who he is. Just as long as his kits are riled up then he can roast me for as loooong as he wants!
Kayla: Well, I mean, he has to be somewhat good looking, but I can't emphasize that any more than you did. Any guy who can thoroughly roast my kibbles will have me toasty all the time!

by SlamDunkOnYou August 16, 2011

Kibbles and Switch

The act of secretly having a dog do the lap work during an oral pleasure season and taking the credit for a job well done after climax is reached.

Johnny was going down on Sussie and a sudden tounge cramp made him unable to preform. Rover was watching as usual. Johnny quitly motioned Rover under the covers were Rover proceeded to vergously lap Sussie into frothy ecstasy. Upon Sussies boisterous explosion Johnny shewed Rover away. With Sussie being none the wiser Johnny took credit for Rover's lingual prowess. Thus pulling the old Kibbles and Switch.

by Bangkok Benny 2 May 29, 2009

Kibbe

A Noun/Verb used to name a person that will creep up on you in your sleep and fill your underwear with shaving cream. It is frowned upon in many societies to be a Kibbe.

Bro - Yo dude, I fell asleep outside last night and some hobo kibbed me
Dude - Wow, what did you do?
Bro - I cried... then barfed

by Timothy Peabody October 15, 2009