Derived from Indonesian word "Kontol (dick)" this word is meant to be an insult amongst video gamers for over-seas Indonesian, also suitable for English speakers.
Reinhardt: Yo! What the-- why you not helping me fam?
Jerry: I'm still respawning!
Reinhardt: you are so Kentol man.
Jerry: I'm still respawning!
Reinhardt: you are so Kentol man.
by Desmond Daihonran December 11, 2016
Get the Kentol mug.Keiton is usuallly a mid size hottie. the shorter girls at your school dig this kid. any girl under 5'8 wants to bang him and their wish is his command. He has his own Swag called K swag where no matter what he says...it has K Swag. Also is known for being GREAT in bed.
Gir1l-"Keiton is sooo hot, id totally date him"
Girl2- "HAHAHA I did more than that with him last night :)"
Girl1-"WHAT LUCKY!!! i bet hes good in bed."
Girl2-"Oh he is"
Girl1-"Now i have to find out:)"
Girl2- "HAHAHA I did more than that with him last night :)"
Girl1-"WHAT LUCKY!!! i bet hes good in bed."
Girl2-"Oh he is"
Girl1-"Now i have to find out:)"
by TeeRexi October 17, 2011
Get the Keiton mug.Kentop is truly bongus with wabe, his fat rolls take up about 1/4th of the hemisphere, and the oils can be smelt for miles. In 1934 the United States of America sent an ultimatum to Kentop asking to give up the oil naturally produced by his fat. the declination of this lead to the kentopian war of Oil, which had casualties of about 23,000. though not very bloody it was one of the only wars declared directly on a person. Kentop is an omnipotent and omnipresent being. HP lovecraft wrote a book about him called, Rise of the Kentop, and some conspirators claim he was mentioned to in the Bible. which was written by HP Lovecraft's friend Jesus Christ of Nazareth. He was mentioned in the part where Satan fights god or something and then gets cast down idk tbh i'm not Christian but some people say he was totes chillaxing with Satan homie. One important Ally in the Kentopian war against the United States and Peru, was Kraft. Kraft was born in 1265 march 2nd around 5:32 pm in the city of New York out of a radioactive mac and cheese bowl that was inside of the Chernobyl factory. he was a slave in 1400 AD. He also is Omnipotent but not Omnipresent. But Any Way Kraft And Kentop Rubbed Their Fats Together Nearly Creating The 8Th Mass Extinction Event In The Earths History.
TLDR: The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars.
TLDR: The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars.
Guy 1: is that totes kentop the almighty?
Guy 2: wow yeah that is!
Guy 3: have you read his definition on Urban dictionary?
Guy 4:Kentop is truly bongus with wabe, his fat rolls take up about 1/4th of the hemisphere, and the oils can be smelt for Guy 5: miles. In 1934 the United States of America sent an ultimatum to Kentop asking to give up the oil naturally produced
Guy 6: by his fat. the declination of this lead to the kentopian war of Oil, which had casualties of about 23,000. though not
Guy 7: very bloody it was one of the only wars declared directly on a person. Kentop is an omnipotent and omnipresent
Guy8: being. HP lovecraft wrote a book about him called, Rise of the Kentop, and some conspirators claim he was
Guy9:mentioned to in the Bible. which was written by HP Lovecraft's friend Jesus Christ of Nazareth. He was mentioned in
Guy 10: the part where Satan fights god or something and then gets cast down idk tbh i'm not Christian but some people
Guy 11: say he was totes chillaxing with Satan homie. One important Ally in the Kentopian war against the United States
Guy 12: and Peru, was Kraft. Kraft was born in 1265 march 2nd around 5:32 pm in the city of New York out of a radioactive
Guy 13: mac and cheese bowl that was inside of the Chernobyl factory. he was a slave in 1400 AD. He also is Omnipotent but
Guy 23: TLDR: The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars.
Guy 2: wow yeah that is!
Guy 3: have you read his definition on Urban dictionary?
Guy 4:Kentop is truly bongus with wabe, his fat rolls take up about 1/4th of the hemisphere, and the oils can be smelt for Guy 5: miles. In 1934 the United States of America sent an ultimatum to Kentop asking to give up the oil naturally produced
Guy 6: by his fat. the declination of this lead to the kentopian war of Oil, which had casualties of about 23,000. though not
Guy 7: very bloody it was one of the only wars declared directly on a person. Kentop is an omnipotent and omnipresent
Guy8: being. HP lovecraft wrote a book about him called, Rise of the Kentop, and some conspirators claim he was
Guy9:mentioned to in the Bible. which was written by HP Lovecraft's friend Jesus Christ of Nazareth. He was mentioned in
Guy 10: the part where Satan fights god or something and then gets cast down idk tbh i'm not Christian but some people
Guy 11: say he was totes chillaxing with Satan homie. One important Ally in the Kentopian war against the United States
Guy 12: and Peru, was Kraft. Kraft was born in 1265 march 2nd around 5:32 pm in the city of New York out of a radioactive
Guy 13: mac and cheese bowl that was inside of the Chernobyl factory. he was a slave in 1400 AD. He also is Omnipotent but
Guy 23: TLDR: The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars.
by wabelover69 January 27, 2022
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