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Keiton is usuallly a mid size hottie. the shorter girls at your school dig this kid. any girl under 5'8 wants to bang him and their wish is his command. He has his own Swag called K swag where no matter what he says...it has K Swag. Also is known for being GREAT in bed.
Gir1l-"Keiton is sooo hot, id totally date him"

Girl2- "HAHAHA I did more than that with him last night :)"

Girl1-"WHAT LUCKY!!! i bet hes good in bed."

Girl2-"Oh he is"

Girl1-"Now i have to find out:)"
Keiton by TeeRexi October 17, 2011

Buster Keaton 

Joseph Frank "Buster" Keaton was an American actor and comedian during the 1920s.

During the 1980s in Oakland, CA his stage name became local slang describing a person that is fake or a phony. Someone who does not deserve respect. A fake actor that cant even go by his real name.
I think its time for you to keep movin' Buster Keaton - we know youre selling woof tickets.

Buster Keaton sells fake rolexes and shwag on the corner of E14
Buster Keaton by c.harris February 13, 2018
Related Words
Keiton keaton Kenton Kelton keion Keiron keeton Keito Keston keimoni
The act of getting on it, the it in question being Ketamine.
Alright lads, i got some bangin' gear, let's ketonit!
I'm gonna ketonit till I'm in a k hole
Ketonit by Strange Man Called Seb December 25, 2016

Michael Keaton 

Stimulant drug (Mephedrone)(MKAT)(Meow Meow) Once a man made legal high similar to amphetamine now illegal.
'A heathon from Eton.. On a bag of Michael Keaton'
Michael Keaton by AJK23 January 14, 2020
A very hunky dude with awesome abs. A Keito is much better than an Aiden, Thomas, Theo or a Finn. A Keito is also very rare and specifically awesome at... Well everything!
Now that's a Keito!
Keito by Unknown_baby February 11, 2018
A very intelligent, outgoing, extremely sexy woman. She is very giving and caring but don't think she won't beat your ass. People love her eyes and smile. She can cook her ass off and she's just beautiful inside and out
Did u see how beautiful Keiona looked as always, I wish I was more like Keiona
Keiona by Footballman09 April 24, 2017
Keionna is this very cute girl that is nice to everyone. Jokes around alot unless she don't like you.She doesn't like hoes, fakes, or ratchet people. she likes to fight will not hesitate to beat a bitch. She loves ice cream, people love her eyes, bitches hate her cause boys talk to her all the time. she is outgoing never smokes always drink. she always turns tf up!! #teamfaithul #teamlightskinned #teamreal
keionna is so cute today always swagged!!

Everyone should add keionna on instagram @sit_downand_pray
Keionna by joewell April 16, 2017
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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