Kelvin Clein

A genius and most definitely not a rip-off of the trashy underwear brand Calvin Klein. Originated from Georgia on October 3rd, the superior brand “Kelvin Clein” was born from the mind of a sleep-deprived, seriously stressed out high schooler who’s mind wandered about the similarity between Kelvin (temperature) and the Calvin cycle

“What are my chances of failure on the quiz?”
“Absolute 0”
“Frickin Kelvin... sounds like Calvin”
“ugh... ha Kelvin Kleins”
“Kelvin Clein”

by Gnaw_ydna October 2, 2019

Kelvin

Kelvin's not right in the head, but that's the homie. He helps us out wit alot of problems we have but he still lil bruh.

Kelvin is in love with Cyd...

Kelvin is a symp and he's whipped.

by Manwittheplan March 19, 2020

kelvin 15

the boy with the extremely large brain and has every one asking him for help but he tries to get girls but when they see his tic tac toe they run in terror

kelvin 15

by niggas daddy November 5, 2020

Kelvin

Kelvin is an amazing person, sweet and compassionate about things he cares about. Kelvin is very smart, even though he acts like he's not, and he's adorable beyond anything you could ever imagine. He is the funniest person you can meet and will make you laugh until your ribs hurt. He gets angry when people call him Kevin, and when he gets mad, he gets MAD. Never get on Kelvins nerves or you're in for a treat. Overall a Kelvin is someone who always looks out for his friends and has a girlfriend who loves him very much. If you ever meet a Kelvin in your life, make sure to hold him close and never let him go or you'll lose someone who is a extremely good friend.

Girl 1: Have you met Kelvin yet?

Girl 2: Yup! he seems really nice!

by Ayeimastranger October 17, 2020

kelvin de jong

He is a man with no loyality, he is a man wo lover women, he is a man with a Nice head, he is a man Who can help you in impossible times , Kelvin de jong fixed die meids

Kelvin de jong, is a men from his word

by Stoppen February 25, 2017

Kelvin

The guy that rages because of everything

"Don't be a Kelvin, it's just a game."

by XD-69 February 28, 2017

Kelvin Clam Chowder

The act of vomiting into a vagina and proceeding to eat the vomit out of said vagina.

Kelvin was going down on some skank he hooked up with at bar time , when he suddenly felt ill and vomited. In order to continue having sexual relations with this skank he acted as if nothing had happened and ate the vomit out of her vagina while simultaneously creating the recipe for Kelvin Clam Chowder.

by Master Bradford June 22, 2016